stroh
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Dude, Where's My Car.........
« on: April 26, 2008, 09:10:55 AM » |
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Keys? I've looked every where for them sumbitches.   |
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Fuzzy
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2008, 09:18:09 AM » |
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They're over there.
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2008, 09:33:35 AM » |
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stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2008, 09:34:05 AM » |
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Karen found 'em. In the jacket I wore last weekend.  |
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Uisce Beatha
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat From: In the Jar
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2008, 09:35:10 AM » |
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Karen found 'em. In the jacket I wore last weekend. And Spacey gives me grief for not getting out much.  Good thing there's a toilet in your house and cheap beer within walking distance. |
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2008, 09:36:17 AM » |
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stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie From: Impact Crater Springs, CA
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2008, 09:37:12 AM » |
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I pee behind the garage.
Not sure the neighbors care for it.
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tdcoly
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2008, 09:55:02 AM » |
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No sense of humor?  |
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"I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop"-as seen on a bumper sticker
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spacey
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2008, 10:45:41 AM » |
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I pee behind the garage.
Not sure the neighbors care for it.
*fudge*offnowadaysuptightneighbors. Peeing behind the garage is as American as apple pie and Corvette. |
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tdcoly
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2008, 12:57:06 PM » |
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"I'm only speeding 'cause I really have to poop"-as seen on a bumper sticker
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Clive
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2008, 03:22:52 PM » |
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Losing my keyring is precisely why I always keep a spare key duct-taped in my asscrack.
Yeah, you might laugh ... but when you lose your car keys again, you won't find YOUR spare in my asscrack. So there.
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E-A-G-L-E!
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2008, 03:48:49 PM » |
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What's so hard about keeping track of your keys? |
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