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Dude, Where's My Car.........
« on: April 26, 2008, 09:10:55 AM »

Keys?

I've looked every where for them sumbitches.

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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2008, 09:18:09 AM »

They're over there.
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« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2008, 09:33:35 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2008, 09:34:05 AM »

Karen found 'em.

In the jacket I wore last weekend.

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« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2008, 09:35:10 AM »

Karen found 'em.

In the jacket I wore last weekend.

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Good thing there's a toilet in your house and cheap beer within walking distance.
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« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2008, 09:36:17 AM »

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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2008, 09:37:12 AM »

I pee behind the garage.

Not sure the neighbors care for it.
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2008, 09:55:02 AM »

No sense of humor? Laugh at you
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« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2008, 10:45:41 AM »

I pee behind the garage.

Not sure the neighbors care for it.
*fudge*offnowadaysuptightneighbors. Peeing behind the garage is as American as apple pie and Corvette.
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2008, 12:57:06 PM »

Really NSFE&T

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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #10 on: April 27, 2008, 03:22:52 PM »

Losing my keyring is precisely why I always keep a spare key duct-taped in my asscrack.


Yeah, you might laugh ... but when you lose your car keys again, you won't find YOUR spare in my asscrack.  So there.
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Re: Dude, Where's My Car.........
« Reply #11 on: April 27, 2008, 03:48:49 PM »

What's so hard about keeping track of your keys? Scratches Head
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