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Who Hasn't This Clown Put The Wood To?

 
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Who Hasn't This Clown Put The Wood To?
« on: May 01, 2008, 06:32:07 AM »

Clemens apparently givin' John Daly's ex-wife the heater.
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2008, 06:47:37 AM »

he probably cheats at golf too.
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2008, 07:43:30 AM »

Allegations of the abuse of steroids and the prodigious laying of wood do not seem consistent.   YMMV.
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2008, 07:51:14 AM »

his name was uumlaut strohson
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2008, 07:52:53 AM »

Clemens apparently givin' John Daly's ex-wife the heater.
I believe we call that ... a little chin music.


(I was going to go with "pitching it inside", but that seemed a little coarse.  Even for me.)
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2008, 08:02:23 AM »

A high hard one.
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Re: Who Hasn't This Clown Put The Wood To?
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2008, 08:08:33 AM »

LOL
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2008, 01:55:56 PM »

I think he would just be another notch on Paulette's bed.

I've just read John Daly's autobiography and she is not some poor innocent woman. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2008, 02:02:41 PM »

I think he would just be another notch on Paulette's bed.

I've just read John Daly's autobiography and she is not some poor innocent woman. Roll Eyes Roll Eyes

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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2008, 02:09:13 PM »

Well let me tell you a little bit of information (according to JD), this info will have all you boys infatuated with her.

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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2008, 07:02:40 PM »

Well let me tell you a little bit of information (according to JD), this info will have all you boys infatuated with her.


You know we're all, like, 40, right?
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« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2008, 07:25:14 PM »

Career    G    AB    R    H    2B    3B    HR    GS    RBI    BB    IBB    SO    SH    SF    HBP    GIDP    AVG    OBP    SLG
24 Years    691    179    5    31    6    0    0    0    12    13    0    61    18    1    2    3    .173    .236    .207

With an average of .173 I would say most pitchers.
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« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2008, 07:29:16 PM »

Well let me tell you a little bit of information (according to JD), this info will have all you boys infatuated with her.


You know we're all, like, 40, right?

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« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2008, 02:32:27 AM »

Well let me tell you a little bit of information (according to JD), this info will have all you boys infatuated with her.


You know we're all, like, 40, right?
Oh yeah sorry about that UB, I totally forgot, I just keep thinking you lot are like these young boys. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin



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« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2008, 05:16:18 AM »

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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