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Check This *feces* Out.
« on: May 01, 2008, 03:13:15 PM »

Our house is one of those that is "The Keeper Of The Mailboxes".  Not my choice, which is part of the post explained later.
We have a cluster of four mailboxes (for you folks playing at home in Australia, they are probably called Post Receptacles or some *feces* like that.)  And then a few house down, someone gets the same honor.(honour)

So, down our front yard, and then the side walk, and then another 4 foot strip of grass, and that's where this mailbox conglomerate is.  If you guys don't have this set up, and can't picture it, I can illustrate it.  It's quite common up here.

Anyhoo.  This set up is on two large 6x6 posts, close to the street pain in the ass to mow around.  I got wise, and put in some landscape edging, about 3x6 rectangle, nicely framing it, and filled it with mulch.  Rocks are too messy, and don't look that good. YMMV  Went with the coco brown mulch, because the cedar red is so played.......please.

I get home today, and something just caught my eye.  I said, why is there mulch kicked out onto the grass?  Brown on green is an easy spot (although apparently not an easy pick up! Angry Angry huh?  See what I did there?  Cheesy Cheesy )from other incidences.

Curious, I walk down to see what's the dealio.  Readying my tirade for any of the kids that are surely responsible, including my own progeny(R).

When I get down, to my amazement, the mulch out on the grass, was the only mulch left!!   Shocked Shocked

WTF?  Someone actually stole the mulch.  Oh, important note.  The mulch had been there for four years.

Who steals 4 year old mulch?   Laughing Rolling

Is this where we're at?  Is this what Bush has driven us to?  What's next?

Oh, good times.  Good times.
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Re: Check This *feces* Out.
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2008, 03:19:28 PM »



Officer, I have an alibi.
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Re: Check This *feces* Out.
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2008, 03:20:26 PM »

 Laugh at you  LMAO!

Oh, too bad I'm spent on you already today.  I'll gladly pay you Tuesday.
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2008, 03:21:55 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin

I would put money on it, I bet it was him as well. Grin
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2008, 03:37:12 PM »

See here's your problem, instead of using mulch you should've taken the European option and concreted the whole area and finished it off with some concrete lion statues  Cool
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2008, 03:38:49 PM »

fill it with dog *feces*.  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2008, 03:40:10 PM »

See here's your problem, instead of using mulch you should've taken the European option and concreted the whole area and finished it off with some concrete lion statues  Cool

I like the way you think. 

Problem is, I couldn't get that pushed through the House appropriations and oversight chair.  Nearsight, I said, and cost me a night on the couch.
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2008, 03:46:24 PM »

See here's your problem, instead of using mulch you should've taken the European option and concreted the whole area and finished it off with some concrete lion statues  Cool

I like the way you think. 

Problem is, I couldn't get that pushed through the House appropriations and oversight chair.  Nearsight, I said, and cost me a night on the couch.

Fair comment, however, done properly using quick set concrete and done under the cover of darkness, ain't nobody gonna move that *feces* come sparrow fart   Wink
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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2008, 04:20:32 PM »

fill it with dog *feces*.  Wink

He 'hates dags.' Shocked
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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2008, 06:29:46 PM »

The economy has affected the cost of weed, so Walfredo had to fall back on smoking mulch.
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« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2008, 07:25:42 AM »

The economy has affected the cost of weed, so Walfredo had fall back on smoking mulch.
Cool

Oddly, marijuana prices have remained constant for the past 8 years.  Go figure. 
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« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2008, 08:28:49 AM »

The economy has affected the cost of weed, so Walfredo had fall back on smoking mulch.
Cool

Oddly, marijuana prices have remained constant for the past 8 years.  Go figure. 

Yeah...I guess calling a dime bag a twelve bag just doesn't have the same affect.
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