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Marriage doomed from the start?
« on: May 09, 2008, 06:13:42 AM »

Whenever I hear the bride and groom getting wedding tattoos of each others name, that marriage usually doesn't last.

Good luck Mariah Carey.  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Shocked

http://www.cnn.com/2008/S...rey.wedding.ap/index.html

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Re: Marriage doomed from the start?
« Reply #1 on: May 09, 2008, 06:43:48 AM »

Whenever I read sappy horse*feces* such as:
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"From the first time we sat down to discuss the video at the Beverly Hills Hotel, we connected," Cannon said. "We had so much in common spiritually, and we laugh at the same things. I didn't have to put on my Mac Daddy suave mode. I was able to be myself with her. We are both eternally 12 years old."
I figure it is doomed from the start.
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Re: Marriage doomed from the start?
« Reply #2 on: May 09, 2008, 06:52:58 AM »

I don't know who he is and I wish I didn't know who she is. 
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Re: Marriage doomed from the start?
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2008, 06:58:24 AM »

That why I had Christie Brinkley's name tattooed on my arm when I got married.
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Re: Marriage doomed from the start?
« Reply #4 on: May 09, 2008, 07:53:02 AM »

That why I had Christie Brinkley's name tattooed on my arm when I got married.

LMAO!  Now that's some forward thinking.   Grin

I don't know who he is and I wish I didn't know who she is. 

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Re: Marriage doomed from the start?
« Reply #5 on: May 09, 2008, 11:56:08 AM »

Come on, it worked for Tommy and Pam....
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Re: Marriage doomed from the start?
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2008, 12:40:03 PM »

Older woman - younger man = potentially doomed.

Anytime two famous people marry each other = doomed.

Anyone marrying Mariah Carey = doomed well beyond the worst doom you can imagine.  The kind of doom that wakes you up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat.  The kind of doom that lasts for generations in song and story.  The kind of doom that turns children silent.  Its the way Crockett and Boone must have felt when they peered out of the Alamo at Santa Ana's army - 'yep, we're *fudge*ed'.

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Re: Marriage doomed from the start?
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2008, 12:58:21 PM »

Kind of like the doom I feel around Christmas time knowing I'm going to hear Mariah Carey sing "All I want for Christmas is You" a minimum of 28 times per day.
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Re: Marriage doomed from the start?
« Reply #8 on: May 09, 2008, 01:04:37 PM »

Or the overwhelming, soul-crushing doom you experience when you realize how bad 'Scrubs' series finalie sucked ass.
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Re: Marriage doomed from the start?
« Reply #9 on: May 09, 2008, 01:07:59 PM »

Run out of beer doom.
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Re: Marriage doomed from the start?
« Reply #10 on: May 09, 2008, 01:51:09 PM »

Run out of beer fleshlight lube doom.
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Re: Marriage doomed from the start?
« Reply #11 on: May 09, 2008, 02:02:42 PM »

' then gave us an entire minute to stare into each other's eyes.

OMG................I thought I was going to puke when I read that bit. Disgusted Disgusted Grin Grin Grin
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