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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #30 on: May 20, 2008, 05:07:43 PM » |
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Full circle jerk baby. That post was totally inspired by you in the first place thank you so much. funny, I am mellow now and you are just getting worse  |
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #31 on: May 20, 2008, 05:29:47 PM » |
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You dudes totally suck. I just got back from the range with a thrown back. Pulled a muscle in my lower back while hitting a 5 iron and its really got me moving slowly and uncomfortably right now. It may have me out for a few weeks - and I'm damn pissy that I may not be able to play for that long. This is the best time of the year to be golfing and I just farqed up my back - shazbot! You wet blankets can swallow my knob too!  |
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #32 on: May 20, 2008, 05:46:28 PM » |
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I just got back from the range with a thrown back. Pulled a muscle in my lower back while hitting a 5 iron ...  I call this one: Small Wonder. |
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #33 on: May 20, 2008, 05:47:42 PM » |
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Over swing much Rick?  |
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #34 on: May 20, 2008, 05:55:48 PM » |
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Over swing much Rick? I had an audience - what can I say Was weak from illness and lack of food, left my golf shoes at the hotel, but I still ripped this one right up the middle Wish I could have given Clive more *feces* - that he clearly deserves - but he was only there for that one round. I must be one of the reasons he lacks golf enthusiasm  |
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #35 on: May 20, 2008, 08:21:19 PM » |
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You dudes totally suck. I just got back from the range with a thrown back. Pulled a muscle in my lower back while hitting a 5 iron and its really got me moving slowly and uncomfortably right now. It may have me out for a few weeks - and I'm damn pissy that I may not be able to play for that long. This is the best time of the year to be golfing and I just farqed up my back - shazbot! You wet blankets can swallow my knob too! Unabashed, premature posturing for more strokes at Bandon. |
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #36 on: May 20, 2008, 10:41:04 PM » |
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2008, 09:51:35 AM » |
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You dudes totally suck. I just got back from the range with a thrown back. Pulled a muscle in my lower back while hitting a 5 iron and its really got me moving slowly and uncomfortably right now. It may have me out for a few weeks - and I'm damn pissy that I may not be able to play for that long. This is the best time of the year to be golfing and I just farqed up my back - shazbot! You wet blankets can swallow my knob too! Unabashed, premature posturing for more strokes at Bandon.  |
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2008, 10:59:49 PM » |
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I'm part of the fundraising board at work and am on the committee to coordinate our annual golf tournament. I was informed today that I will be joining some of the other members of the committee on Thursday for a round at the potential site for this years tourney, a fairly exclusive private course (Hidden Valley CC). I seriously haven't set foot on a golf course in 9 months. I fully expect I will be embarrassing myself.
If that's not the way to restore my enthusiasm, I don't know what is.
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #39 on: May 22, 2008, 07:46:44 AM » |
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I was sort of feeling the same way but not exactly. The fact that I was not deriving the typical 'joy' I feel from golf was troubling.
I made the self-diagnosis that I was suffering from Non-Ideal Driver Syndrome. I'd be lying to claim that this was a singular act of brilliance, since it was mostly a move of desperation.
So I went on a quest to find the perfect driver. My quest began with a repeated series of scientifically conducted multiparametric launch monitor sessions followed by live, "on-course" field trials. I tried just about every offering available from each of the major oem's.
The quest ended with the almost entirely impulsive purchase of a virtually untested 10.5 degree Ping Rapture with a 'stiff' Aldila "Blew By U" shaft, that in the words of Mrs. Blader, "match" my eye color perfectly, and a promise from the store that they would take it back for full credit if it sucked as bad as everything else I had tried to that point.
OMG!!! Does it work!!!! It is better than porn!!!! The ball goes so far and stupid straight, I need to have eye surgery again just so I can pick up objects 300 yds and beyond!
I get testicular surge just writing about it. In fact, I get such a severe case of testicular surge each time I "strap on" the bag stuffed with my Ping Rapture and head on down the fairway, that I can finally understand why the Scots always played in baggy skirts.
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #40 on: May 22, 2008, 12:30:41 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #41 on: May 22, 2008, 06:15:04 PM » |
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #42 on: May 23, 2008, 08:43:41 AM » |
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I was sort of feeling the same way but not exactly. The fact that I was not deriving the typical 'joy' I feel from golf was troubling.
I made the self-diagnosis that I was suffering from Non-Ideal Driver Syndrome. I'd be lying to claim that this was a singular act of brilliance, since it was mostly a move of desperation.
So I went on a quest to find the perfect driver. My quest began with a repeated series of scientifically conducted multiparametric launch monitor sessions followed by live, "on-course" field trials. I tried just about every offering available from each of the major oem's.
The quest ended with the almost entirely impulsive purchase of a virtually untested 10.5 degree Ping Rapture with a 'stiff' Aldila "Blew By U" shaft, that in the words of Mrs. Blader, "match" my eye color perfectly, and a promise from the store that they would take it back for full credit if it sucked as bad as everything else I had tried to that point.
OMG!!! Does it work!!!! It is better than porn!!!! The ball goes so far and stupid straight, I need to have eye surgery again just so I can pick up objects 300 yds and beyond!
I get testicular surge just writing about it. In fact, I get such a severe case of testicular surge each time I "strap on" the bag stuffed with my Ping Rapture and head on down the fairway, that I can finally understand why the Scots always played in baggy skirts.
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #43 on: May 23, 2008, 12:50:25 PM » |
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Re: Enthusiasm For Golf [DOWNER]
« Reply #44 on: May 23, 2008, 01:37:13 PM » |
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