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guess i'm not a grown man
« on: May 21, 2008, 08:27:54 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: May 21, 2008, 08:42:24 AM »

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8. Olympic dreams. Exceptions: curling and archery.

Archery FTW. Grin
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2008, 09:24:53 AM »

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10. A name for his penis. Even if it's a really clever name.

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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2008, 09:35:52 AM »

I'm at about 60% on that list, but I barely shave and have puny legs anyway, so I guess It really doesn't apply.
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2008, 09:43:53 AM »

I was busted at The Big Lebowski  Lips Sealed

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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2008, 10:05:48 AM »

I was busted at The Big Lebowski  Lips Sealed



Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.








btw. ... author (and 'grown man') of article in question...
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 10:11:36 AM »

You're out of your element!

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« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2008, 10:57:06 AM »

Does quoting from Airplane! disqualify you too?
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« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2008, 10:57:25 AM »

Or Blazing Saddles?
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« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2008, 11:20:37 AM »

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10. A name for his penis. Even if it's a really clever name.
Is it OK to have names for other guys' penises?

Not that I have names for other guys' penises, of course.  I just mean hypothetically, or whatever the word is for when you don't want people to know that you have names for other guys' penises.
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« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2008, 07:59:55 PM »

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10. A name for his penis. Even if it's a really clever name.
Is it OK to have names for other guys' penises?

Not that I have names for other guys' penises, of course.  I just mean hypothetically, or whatever the word is for when you don't want people to know that you have names for other guys' penises.

I call yours Princess Sophia.
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« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2008, 08:02:04 PM »

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10. A name for his penis. Even if it's a really clever name.
Is it OK to have names for other guys' penises?

Not that I have names for other guys' penises, of course.  I just mean hypothetically, or whatever the word is for when you don't want people to know that you have names for other guys' penises.

I call yours Princess Sophia.

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« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2008, 08:15:48 PM »

14. Code words for ugly women.

Code words for ugly women are appropriate whether you're grown up or not, however getting older I no longer have the time nor the inclination to come up with a code word or any other random word to use when referring to an ugly woman. It's just far easier to say "Damn you're ugly!!" and be done with it (although not in the sense of doing it).

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