stroh
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Move Over Sea World.
« on: May 27, 2008, 09:27:41 AM » |
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dystopia
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Re: Move Over Sea World.
« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2008, 01:07:12 PM » |
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Amid cell phones ringing, video cams rolling and ice cream melting under the Florida sun, a blood-spattered Jesus stumbles through the crowd on his way to Golgotha, where nasty Roman soldiers strip him, nail him to the cross and crucify him—while perspiring tourists look on in Bermuda shorts. After the resurrection sequence, visitors applaud and line up for a photo op, not with Mickey or Minnie, but a disciple or bloody-handed yet friendly centurion. Welcome to Orlando's most unusual theme park, the Holy Land Experience.
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Jules
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Re: Move Over Sea World.
« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2008, 01:51:50 PM » |
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You Americans are just plain weird.  |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Jules
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Re: Move Over Sea World.
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2008, 01:53:57 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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stegerman
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Re: Move Over Sea World.
« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2008, 02:16:48 PM » |
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Amid cell phones ringing, video cams rolling and ice cream melting under the Florida sun, a blood-spattered Jesus stumbles through the crowd on his way to Golgotha, where nasty Roman soldiers strip him, nail him to the cross and crucify him—while perspiring tourists look on in Bermuda shorts. After the resurrection sequence, visitors applaud and line up for a photo op, not with Mickey or Minnie, but a disciple or bloody-handed yet friendly centurion. Welcome to Orlando's most unusual theme park, the Holy Land Experience.
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Think globally, act like you are the only one on the entire planet..
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twoiron
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Re: Move Over Sea World.
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2008, 02:17:36 PM » |
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You Americans are just plain weird. That's a bit rich coming from someone who lives in a state where for many years the major tourist attraction was the "Big Pineapple"  |
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hobbit
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Re: Move Over Sea World.
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2008, 02:27:01 PM » |
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You Americans are just plain weird. Given the evidence presented, I have no argument in response.  |
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I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.
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stroh
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Re: Move Over Sea World.
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2008, 02:27:29 PM » |
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twoiron
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Re: Move Over Sea World.
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2008, 03:16:38 PM » |
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I see you've been to see it.... |
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"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
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Jules
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Re: Move Over Sea World.
« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2008, 03:32:53 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Spanky
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Re: Move Over Sea World.
« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2008, 06:15:24 PM » |
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I'm pretty sure we will not be going there when we go to FL in August.
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Spanky
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Re: Move Over Sea World.
« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2008, 06:18:38 PM » |
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And to think at one point you didn't like me. |
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Darla
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Re: Move Over Sea World.
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2008, 06:30:20 PM » |
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And to think at one point you didn't like me. You have only been redeemed because of me!!!  |
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