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I can no longer shop happily

 
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I can no longer shop happily
« on: May 31, 2008, 06:12:56 PM »



So I'm wandering around Fred Meyer looking for those little cracker sandwich thingies.  Normally they're right by the rest of the crackers, but I've never been in the brand spankin' new Freddies in Felon Way.

Why the *fudge* would they be in 'Crackers' everywhere but Federal Way, where they are in 'Snacks'?
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2008, 06:45:50 PM »

They're in the snack aisle in my Harris-Teeter.

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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2008, 06:51:29 PM »

Where are they at Piggly Wiggly and Food Lion, hmmmm?  Wink
(I would have used the proper name 'Nabs', but only you would have known WTF I was talkin' about, bubba)

Snacks makes sense, but it doesn't make sense that they are in 'Crackers' at over 150 locations and in 'Snacks' at just this one...
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Re: I can no longer shop happily
« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2008, 07:10:03 PM »

Did I ever tell you guys my joke about the Piggly Wiggly merging with Harris-Teeter?
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2008, 08:10:16 PM »

Did I ever tell you guys my joke about the Piggly Wiggly merging with Harris-Teeter?
lol Cheesy
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Re: I can no longer shop happily
« Reply #5 on: June 01, 2008, 09:52:36 AM »

Federal way.

Pffffffffffffffffffft.


Ain't but two things come from Federal Way.
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2008, 09:56:19 AM »

And which one are you?


(Cast comes off in 2 weeks, FWIW)... Grin
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« Reply #7 on: June 01, 2008, 10:02:38 AM »

And which one are you?

(Cast comes off in 2 weeks, FWIW)... Grin

At this point I'm a steer, but I'm always leaving my options open.  Undecided

Do you have to do rehab after that, or do you wanna just grab some whiskey and bullets and head to a golf course?

 Drinking

Ps. If it was the Fred Meyer by my house I am going to kick your ass.
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« Reply #8 on: June 01, 2008, 10:22:12 AM »

I just want to be clear that the above "steer" reference and comparison is due to weight gain and not some pseudo macho thing, that and the fact that I have these two calcified growths appearing on my head, which just may point to the fact that I am either a)the spawn of Satan or b)some long lost relative of Ray Walston.
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« Reply #9 on: June 01, 2008, 10:49:53 AM »

seamus is an alium from outside space.  Grin
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« Reply #10 on: June 01, 2008, 10:58:55 AM »

seamus is an alium from outside space.  Grin
Or he IS the spawn of Satan from inside space.

wtf is an Alium.  Huh?..lol.
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« Reply #11 on: June 01, 2008, 11:08:54 AM »

seamus is an alium from outside space.  Grin
Or he IS the spawn of Satan from inside space.

wtf is an Alium.  Huh?..lol.

rugrats reference lol
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« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2008, 11:12:24 AM »

seamus is an alium from outside space.  Grin
Or he IS the spawn of Satan from inside space.

wtf is an Alium.  Huh?..lol.

rugrats reference lol

Dude.
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« Reply #13 on: June 01, 2008, 11:12:46 AM »

LOL.
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Re: I can no longer shop happily
« Reply #14 on: June 01, 2008, 01:27:26 PM »

Doesn't take much to ruin your shopping experiences, that's for sure.
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