Uisce Beatha
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So THAT'S what that feels like
« on: June 03, 2008, 07:26:00 PM » |
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You know when you see a top fiver aiming for a three foot gap in the trees 20-30 yards in front of him and 25 feet above ground? And he totally nails it? I did that today. On purpose even. Easily the most rewarding golf shot I've ever had. Up and down for par was just gravy. 
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Spanky
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2008, 07:28:56 PM » |
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Show off. 
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I'm a looser, but not a complete waste. At least that's what Clive says.
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Spanky
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2008, 07:29:12 PM » |
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I'm a looser, but not a complete waste. At least that's what Clive says.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2008, 07:31:19 PM » |
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You can't piss me off today Brutha Spanky. I'm golden. 
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
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spacey
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2008, 07:46:40 PM » |
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Dude.
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E-A-G-L-E!
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2008, 07:48:10 PM » |
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"On purpose even." lol That's spectacular! 
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Clive
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2008, 09:17:37 PM » |
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Pfft. Even I did that. Once.
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2008, 11:18:42 AM » |
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Awesome! 
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Jules
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2008, 01:40:48 PM » |
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The good thing about getting old, is that you can hit the ball out of sight.
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Aske
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2008, 04:27:51 PM » |
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The above post is funny all of the time 62% of the time.
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tdcoly
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2008, 04:37:11 PM » |
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The above post is funny all of the time 62% of the time. 99% of statistics are made up 75% of the time. 
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Clive
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #11 on: June 05, 2008, 05:18:29 PM » |
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But seriously ... I've seen Uisce's swing. While it would not make Ben Hogan puke, neither would it cause a perceptible rise in Mr. Hogan's trousers. That said, it does get the job done quite nicely.
(Uisce's swing, that is. I won't speak for Mr. Hogan's trousers nor their contents. Although I trust he has a beautiful "swing" in that department, too, if you get my meaning. Not that I sit around thinking about Ben Hogan's junk, mind you. But it does illuminate his "hit the hell out of it with your right hand" comment.)
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Dunk
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2008, 05:42:01 PM » |
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You appear to be the man.
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Spanky
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #13 on: June 05, 2008, 07:25:45 PM » |
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But seriously ... I've seen Uisce's swing. While it would not make Ben Hogan puke, neither would it cause a perceptible rise in Mr. Hogan's trousers. That said, it does get the job done quite nicely.
(Uisce's swing, that is. I won't speak for Mr. Hogan's trousers nor their contents. Although I trust he has a beautiful "swing" in that department, too, if you get my meaning. Not that I sit around thinking about Ben Hogan's junk, mind you. But it does illuminate his "hit the hell out of it with your right hand" comment.)
You know, sometimes it seems you work too hard at this. Just let it come out naturally. We all know you're a switch hitter, you don't need to convince us one way or the other. 
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I'm a looser, but not a complete waste. At least that's what Clive says.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: So THAT'S what that feels like
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2008, 07:52:35 PM » |
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You appear to be the man.
 Even a blind nut finds a squirrel in Ben Hogan's trousers every now and again.
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"If you're darker than a caramel, Reverend Al speaks for you." - Aasif Mandvi "Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk." - stroh
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