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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #45 on: July 13, 2008, 07:38:17 PM »

Sad

Is somebody feeling ignored? Does somebody need a hug?

yes
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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #46 on: July 13, 2008, 08:00:48 PM »


LMAO
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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #47 on: July 13, 2008, 08:58:17 PM »

LMAO.  How does one nominate a post that's already in this thread.
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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #48 on: July 14, 2008, 07:19:43 AM »

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Is somebody feeling ignored? Does somebody need a HTFU?
Fixed.
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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #49 on: July 28, 2008, 12:57:55 PM »

Was meaning to nominate this one.  Still LMAO when I read it.  I told my brother who has played in some jazz bands this one and even he LOL'd.

I think the pretentious people who go there and stand for ten minutes waiting for a coffee and then pay nearly $10.00 bucks for a freakin cup of coffee are just as bad.
What is the big deal, it is only coffee. Huh?

It's *feces* coffee anyway.

I don't know about pretentious, the Starbuck$ out where I live is mostly frequented by Tradies, Bogans, dumbasses and *8==>*heads.

If you wear a suit into one of these places they look at you funny, because you're not wearing either:

a) a flouro high vis vest
b) tracky dacks
c) moccasains

I once tried to explain to one dumbass the concept of jazz and being about the notes they don't play. The blokes head just about imploded.

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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #50 on: July 28, 2008, 01:36:46 PM »

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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #51 on: July 28, 2008, 01:45:16 PM »

Tell your son I worked on FS slash grinds and rock to pivots (old school) this morning, LMAO....

I'll try.  He's 13.  Some days he listens to me.  Other months he doesn't.

Quit starting sentences with:  "Remember how in Dune......"
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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #52 on: August 03, 2008, 09:08:05 PM »

Card or no card, I'm not screwin' this guy.



Wouldn't that imply a degree of ghey?

Oh... yeah...   Anonymous
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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #53 on: August 07, 2008, 10:40:00 AM »

LOL!

Real men of genius

Today we salute you mister barnyard masturbator guy.

Mister barnyard masturbator guy

Here's to you oh maestro of the masturbatory arts.
You're not just satisfied with simply yanking your own cord, you found a way to pull taffy for a living!

You're not using enough lube.

While others are content to let animal husbandry take it's course, you feel the need to take matters into your own hands.

Look those two dogs are *fudge*in'.

So here's to you ol' handcuffer of the horse flesh.  The only blue balls we find on your farm are the plastic ones hanging from the bumper of your truck.

And that's no bull.
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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #54 on: August 07, 2008, 12:06:08 PM »

LOL!

Real men of genius

Today we salute you mister barnyard masturbator guy.

Mister barnyard masturbator guy

Here's to you oh maestro of the masturbatory arts.
You're not just satisfied with simply yanking your own cord, you found a way to pull taffy for a living!

You're not using enough lube.

While others are content to let animal husbandry take it's course, you feel the need to take matters into your own hands.

Look those two dogs are *fudge*in'.

So here's to you ol' handcuffer of the horse flesh.  The only blue balls we find on your farm are the plastic ones hanging from the bumper of your truck.

And that's no bull.
Ditto..maybe the decade.  Thumbs Up
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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #55 on: August 11, 2008, 03:23:46 PM »

Speaking of "How Hard Is It ... ?", check out the image in the related article:



LOL  George Costanza FTW!


Fast Food Nation huh?

UV?  I dunno.  Apparently I do need to change the way I order a steak.
Used to be "Clip the horns, wipe it's ass, and throw it on a plate."
May need to be more careful.
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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #56 on: August 12, 2008, 06:13:11 AM »

Hey Aske....your turning into somebody with the name starting with "_" with all the smiley/shocked/etc faces. Grin Tongue Grin

Next thing, he'll be prefacing the shocked faces with 'YIKES"

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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2008, 06:17:19 AM »

Now every time spacey masturbates someone clubs a baby seal.

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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #58 on: August 18, 2008, 08:43:20 PM »

They look like something that Gene Simmons from Kiss, would have worn on stage. Grin
You're just *goshdarn* with me now, right?

Dude.  She had The Brothers Gibb.

Kiss was for the girls that later in life get invited out to mining colonies.
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Re: Nominations for Post of The Year.
« Reply #59 on: August 24, 2008, 02:04:23 PM »

which dinosaur 1st evolved a baculum ?


Copulasaurus Rex.
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