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Porkchop is my new neighbour....
« on: June 23, 2008, 08:48:15 PM »

My Scottish neighbours moved out a few weeks ago and a new family moved in over the weekend and I swear to god the dude looks like Porkchop!! Shocked

There's 3 or 5 kids and they've all got red hair!!!

Plus they have a *goshdarn* people mover!!
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Re: Porkchop is my new neighbour....
« Reply #1 on: June 23, 2008, 08:50:39 PM »

if there's a sudden rash of drivebys in your neighborhood, you'll know who it is
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« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2008, 08:52:50 PM »

Porkchops all about the Prius of late.
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« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2008, 09:28:09 PM »

Porkchops all about the Prius of late.

funny, i would have figured him as a supporter of abiogenetic oil
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« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2008, 09:38:20 PM »

Porkchops all about the Prius of late.

funny, i would have figured him as a supporter of abiogenetic oil

Why does it have to be abiogenetic? Dinosaurs can't turn into oil in only 6000 years?
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« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2008, 09:40:37 PM »

Porkchops all about the Prius of late.

funny, i would have figured him as a supporter of abiogenetic oil

Why does it have to be abiogenetic? Dinosaurs can't turn into oil in only 6000 years?

well, funny thing is the whole 'i.d.' type crowd has adopted this name for the idea that god just makes all the oil we need bubble out of the ground in an endless supply.
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« Reply #6 on: June 23, 2008, 09:43:24 PM »

Porkchops all about the Prius of late.

funny, i would have figured him as a supporter of abiogenetic oil

Why does it have to be abiogenetic? Dinosaurs can't turn into oil in only 6000 years?

well, funny thing is the whole 'i.d.' type crowd has adopted this name for the idea that god just makes all the oil we need bubble out of the ground in an endless supply.

The Saudis must pray a lot harder than we do then. LOL
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« Reply #7 on: June 23, 2008, 09:44:23 PM »

Porkchops all about the Prius of late.

funny, i would have figured him as a supporter of abiogenetic oil

Why does it have to be abiogenetic? Dinosaurs can't turn into oil in only 6000 years?

well, funny thing is the whole 'i.d.' type crowd has adopted this name for the idea that god just makes all the oil we need bubble out of the ground in an endless supply.

The Saudis must pray a lot harder than we do then. LOL

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Re: Porkchop is my new neighbour....
« Reply #8 on: June 23, 2008, 10:13:47 PM »

Porkchops all about the Prius of late.

funny, i would have figured him as a supporter of abiogenetic oil

Why does it have to be abiogenetic? Dinosaurs can't turn into oil in only 6000 years?

well, funny thing is the whole 'i.d.' type crowd has adopted this name for the idea that god just makes all the oil we need bubble out of the ground in an endless supply.

The Saudis must pray a lot harder than we do then. LOL

Little known fact:  God made the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in answer to Christian prayers.  Unfortunately, the atheist libs were in office at about the same time.
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« Reply #9 on: June 23, 2008, 11:20:25 PM »

Porkchops all about the Prius of late.

funny, i would have figured him as a supporter of abiogenetic oil

Why does it have to be abiogenetic? Dinosaurs can't turn into oil in only 6000 years?

well, funny thing is the whole 'i.d.' type crowd has adopted this name for the idea that god just makes all the oil we need bubble out of the ground in an endless supply.

The Saudis must pray a lot harder than we do then. LOL

Little known fact:  God made the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge in answer to Christian prayers.  Unfortunately, the atheist libs were in office at about the same time.


ROFL - this thread rocks!

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Re: Porkchop is my new neighbour....
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2008, 12:34:58 AM »

Twoiron, I love listening to men with scottish accents. Cool
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« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2008, 03:33:44 AM »

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Re: Porkchop is my new neighbour....
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2008, 05:14:43 AM »

From what you've seen so far, does it look like he loves his wife?
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« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2008, 09:29:15 AM »

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« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2008, 02:08:10 PM »

From what you've seen so far, does it look like he loves his wife?

Too soon to tell, besides I haven't had a chance to make a jello mould to take around as a "Welcome-to-the-neighbourhood-if-any-weird-*feces*-starts-going-on-over-there-I'm-calling-the-pohlice-on-you-gift" Cool
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