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stroh
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I don't Care Who You Are.......
« on: July 02, 2008, 06:45:24 AM »

So I'm out front a couple of minutes ago cookin' a heater.  I see this woman pull up.  Park.  And walk to the front of the building.  Middle age woman.  Perfectly able.  Walking fine.
(for those who for whatever reason, don't know I work in a medical building.)

She walks up to the handicap door opener.  Mounted on a post about 10 feet in front of the door.
She hits it.  Nothing happens.  Hits it again.  Again.  Again.  After about 6 times, she gets pissed, and then proceeds to beat the piss out this button like a vending machine that just stole her money.

 Laughing Rolling  After the TKO, she gets fed up and stroms to the door, and rips it open, most likely taking it off the hinges.

 Spit Take Rolling  Oh.  Funniest *feces* I've seen in a while.
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2008, 07:01:04 AM »

cookin' a heater.

Mickey Spillane much?
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« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2008, 07:05:17 AM »

 Are you sure she wasn't walking funny?

She's probably that bitch we heard about, the one who's promised her husband a daily bout of copulation for the whole year.  Sort of in the whole "what the *fudge* was I thinking?" mindset
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2008, 07:11:12 AM »

you were smoking a joint? 
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2008, 07:14:07 AM »

cookin' a heater.

Mickey Spillane much?

If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know.
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« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2008, 07:55:39 AM »

If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know.
We take it as read.


Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened?
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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2008, 07:58:02 AM »

That button must have that new anti-*vagina* sensor.
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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2008, 07:58:31 AM »

If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know.
We take it as read.


Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened?

I never press the button for the door here at work.  O/W I always use the Star Trek sliders at Target and Wal-Mart.  I feel I'm owed.
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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2008, 08:27:06 AM »

If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know.
We take it as read.


Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened?

i try to avoid touching as many door handles / buttons/ whatevers as possible. especially at stores where it's likely that most shoppers are wankers.
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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2008, 08:27:48 AM »

If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know.
We take it as read.


Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened?

Given that it takes about 3 times as long for the door to open, yes, I do. I get a kick out of (sort of akin to stroh's anecdote) those who will walk up to the manually open doors, realize they're not automatic and turn around, look for the automatic open doors, and then walk over to them.
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2008, 08:30:10 AM »

I also supply my own whoosh sound like the guy from Spaceballs.
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2008, 08:34:38 AM »

If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know.
We take it as read.


Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened?

Given that it takes about 3 times as long for the door to open, yes, I do. I get a kick out of (sort of akin to stroh's anecdote) those who will walk up to the manually open doors, realize they're not automatic and turn around, look for the automatic open doors, and then walk over to them.

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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2008, 12:15:22 PM »

I get a kick out of (sort of akin to stroh's anecdote) those who will walk up to the manually open doors, realize they're not automatic and turn around, look for the automatic open doors, and then walk over to them.
Well, do you realize how hard it is to juggle that door while navigating your motorized luggage through it?
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« Reply #13 on: July 02, 2008, 12:17:47 PM »

Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened?

 Raise Hand

Too slow, I can make my own whooosh sound, etc. ymmv.


We do have a door in my building that is auto-only though - sigh.

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« Reply #14 on: July 02, 2008, 02:36:11 PM »

If I wasn't on this site I would have said suckin' a fag, but you know.
We take it as read.


Does anyone (else) here deliberately avoid the automatically-opening door, instead going for the one that must be manually opened?

i try to avoid touching as many door handles / buttons/ whatevers as possible. especially at stores where it's likely that most shoppers are wankers.


Do you avoid knobs as well??
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