Tom Cruise.
Hey, he needed a gig and I was feeling the season.
I have the Tom Cruise tree topper as well. He's battery operated and sings his own version of the Walter Kent Xmas classic, "I'll be homo for Christmas."
Is yours the bog standard version or the deluxe?
The deluxe combines a medley of that classic tune, together with a 'shortened' for him version of other classics, Merry lil Christmas, Deck the Halls and another song I forget right now.
Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on,
our troubles will be miles away
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Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
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I can't remember the last song, but it has the following words in it, a remix by him, or something, it's my least fave of the 4 updated seasonal renditions....
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus.
There's also something about 'Stars Coming Out For Christmas' but that only crops up randomly so I don't know if it's a battery issue.
The Deluxe version is also a full inch taller and half an inch wider.
The eyes also light up at key moments in the lyric and I'd swear his ass shook a bit.
I like it so much better than the usual fairy we have up there.