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Re: Happy Pioneer Day To
« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2008, 09:38:51 PM »
You let me know how to remove HGTV (gives the wife ideas, don't you know), and I'll let you know the secret of BYU TV. Quid pro quo 'n' *feces*.
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« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2008, 09:48:44 PM »
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1/2 of my heritage crossed the plains with handcarts, so I'm going to celebrate


I'm duly impressed. How bad do you have to want it to WALK from the Illinois/Iowa border to SLC, 1200 miles or so, in winter and pushing a farking handcart?
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The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life. -- Teddy Roosevelt
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« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2008, 09:50:14 PM »
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1/2 of my heritage crossed the plains with handcarts, so I'm going to celebrate


I'm duly impressed. How bad do you have to want it to WALK from the Illinois/Iowa border to SLC, 1200 miles or so, in winter and pushing a farking handcart?
9 wives or so, I'd say.
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Re: Happy Pioneer Day To
« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2008, 09:55:11 PM »
I figger if your man or woman enough to walk 1200 miles pushing a handcart, 9 wives is either 8.5 too many, or not quite enough.

That's serious feces. Maybe Gramm was right after all. 
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Re: Happy Pioneer Day To
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2008, 11:06:41 PM »
Quote from: MFAWG on July 24, 2008, 09:48:44 PM
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1/2 of my heritage crossed the plains with handcarts, so I'm going to celebrate


I'm duly impressed. How bad do you have to want it to WALK from the Illinois/Iowa border to SLC, 1200 miles or so, in winter and pushing a farking handcart?

Wimps. They stopped in Utah because they heard about what happened to the Donner Party in the Sierra Nevada. They weren't willing to HTFU and eat the deceased like the Donner Party did. I suppose they simply passed off cannibalism as "immoral" or something.
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Re: Happy Pioneer Day To
« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2008, 03:57:30 AM »
"Donner, Party of twelve eleven ten"  Devil
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