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crappy start to the morning
« on: July 24, 2008, 10:38:09 AM »

So I have to go to work today! First day back in 4 weeks. The boys are playing outside before we leave and one of them comes in and says "mom, there is a dead rat or mouse or something outside." Well crap! I ask where is it, he says come here I'll show you. So I go out side and it is beside the gate into the back yard, right by the back yard. If you ask me a cat probably grabbed and left it there when it got startled by the dogs. So I can't just leave the little dead mangled piece of *feces* there, I have to clean it up. But what to pick it up with. The shovel is in the shed. which is in the back yard, which is where the dogs are. (Open gate, dog runs!) So I have to use a box to scoop up and throw out (luckily today is trash day). After scooping dead carcass into box, I get to see maggots. I haven't eaten breakfast yet, not sure I want to now. Scream more like shriek boys come running and cant stand the smell that has been left behind.

Lovely morning!
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Re: crappy start to the morning
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2008, 10:41:23 AM »

Meanwhile, Spanky's reading about radioactive Granite.  Did he poke his head out the window when you screamed and tell you to keep it down?
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Re: crappy start to the morning
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2008, 10:43:01 AM »

Meanwhile, Spanky's reading about radioactive Granite.  Did he poke his head out the window when you screamed and tell you to keep it down?

No he left at 6am, this was at 715am Sad
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Re: crappy start to the morning
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2008, 10:44:23 AM »

I was already at work. I didn't see the rat.

If I was at home I would have been the one picking it up.
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Re: crappy start to the morning
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2008, 10:59:46 AM »

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Re: crappy start to the morning
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2008, 11:46:05 AM »

I'm gonna hafta go with ...
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Re: crappy start to the morning
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2008, 11:47:08 AM »

I'm gonna hafta go with ...

Not surprising from you.

I'm betting every one of your mornings starts off *feces*ty.
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Re: crappy start to the morning
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2008, 11:50:49 AM »

what no pictures?  Roll Eyes

was this the 3" variety or the 1' variety? Cheesy
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Re: crappy start to the morning
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2008, 12:00:48 PM »

It is in Texas.
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Re: crappy start to the morning
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2008, 12:01:34 PM »

I'm betting every one of your mornings starts off *feces*ty.
No, THIS is a *feces*ty day.

And I'm warning you, it's gross (but not dirty) ...

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Re: crappy start to the morning
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2008, 12:09:01 PM »

I'm betting every one of your mornings starts off *feces*ty.
No, THIS is a *feces*ty day.

And I'm warning you, it's gross (but not dirty) ...


it's becoming increasingly obvious you need an internet nanny.  Shocked
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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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Re: crappy start to the morning
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2008, 12:22:33 PM »

what no pictures?  Roll Eyes

was this the 3" variety or the 1' variety? Cheesy

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Re: crappy start to the morning
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2008, 12:27:06 PM »

what no pictures?  Roll Eyes

was this the 3" variety or the 1' variety? Cheesy



LMAO!
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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2008, 02:34:07 PM »

what no pictures?  Roll Eyes

was this the 3" variety or the 1' variety? Cheesy
briefly thought about, but not what I really wanted to do. I would say 6" long and probably left there by a cat that got scared off by the dogs.
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