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MFAWG
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How many bonus miles do I get...
« on: July 31, 2008, 05:37:59 PM »

On my ManCard for this little piece of work:

Last night I decided to finish the last  6 or 7 of the $8.99 case o' beer (and yes, it did taste REMARKABLY like cat urine).

Between beers and 4 and 6 or 7, I changed the oil in The Redneckmobile. In my apartment parking lot (STRICTLY and specifically  forbidden).

In the dark.

Didn't lose a drop, either. Spot looks as clean as a whistle, waste oil emptied on the way to work in a proper receptacle.
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Re: How many bonus miles do I get...
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2008, 05:56:11 PM »

Based on what you've posted: 750.

For bonus points, describe (a) your attire during the oil change; (b) how you opened the bottles; (c) what music you had blaring from your Rednickmobile's radio during the oil change; and (d) how many times your wife adjusted her tube top while she sat on the quarter-panel and harangued you about some floozy that you clearly were checking out the other night at the bar.
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Re: How many bonus miles do I get...
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2008, 06:04:22 PM »

Nicely done.

I'll go a bit higher than Clive due to the fact you weren't sure what beer you were on when the oil change was finished but he raises a good point about some of the details.

807.
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Re: How many bonus miles do I get...
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2008, 06:10:15 PM »

Umm, if this is still that Olds Omega or whatever it was, you get 900. Grin

(Shoulda tubbed it.)
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Re: How many bonus miles do I get...
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2008, 06:17:39 PM »

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(a) your attire during the oil change

Carhart work pants (the double kneekind with all the pockets and painters loop), work t shirt with company logo(sleeves on)

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(b) how you opened the bottles;


Bottles? Don't need no stinkin' bottles! Poptop cans.

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what music you had blaring from your Rednickmobile's radio during the oil change;

It was either Ramones, or local indy rock station.

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(d) how many times your wife adjusted her tube top


No wife, and Spuzz wasn't there either.
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Re: How many bonus miles do I get...
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2008, 08:07:21 PM »

If you have to ask, you get nothing.
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Re: How many bonus miles do I get...
« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2008, 08:10:39 PM »

WTF?  Don't you work in a garage?

Next thing you know stroh will be scoring his free radiation by way of a microwave oven and 23 refrigerator magnets.
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Re: How many bonus miles do I get...
« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2008, 08:13:38 PM »

On my ManCard for this little piece of work:

Last night I decided to finish the last  6 or 7 of the $8.99 case o' beer (and yes, it did taste REMARKABLY like cat urine).


 Thank you

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