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I'm not buying it lady...
« on: August 04, 2008, 07:26:23 PM »

I'm just not buying that you wore a bright orange form fitting Tshirt with a rip in it that goes from the collar halfway down the front with a push up bra and are now miffed that I am checking out your very nice rack in the checkout line at Freddy's.

And yes, they are VERY nice. How much were they? I only ask because no woman your age has a rack that sits up  like that....
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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2008, 07:32:06 PM »

Are there meant to be pictures with this??
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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2008, 07:35:55 PM »

LOL, wouldn't THAT have been the shiznit:

Lady catches me staring at her rack, flashes me dirty look, whereupon I whip out celly and snap pic of said rack.
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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2008, 07:42:09 PM »

LOL, wouldn't THAT have been the shiznit:

Lady catches me staring at her rack, flashes me dirty look, whereupon I whip out celly and snap pic of said rack.


That would have been worth twice the karma Wink
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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2008, 07:55:56 PM »

old story, the song has even been written
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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2008, 08:33:30 PM »

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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2008, 08:44:54 PM »



Looks like she has school canteen lady arms... Shocked
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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2008, 10:44:45 PM »

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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2008, 02:02:32 PM »

Mfawgie, there are push-up bras out there that can do wonders do a girl's bust lline, these days. Cool Grin

It may not have been a boob-job, it may have been a super-duper push-up bra....(with chicken fillets inside.....yes they have bras like that.) Grin
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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2008, 02:45:42 PM »

Mfawgie, there are push-up bras out there that can do wonders do a girl's bust lline, these days. Cool Grin

It may not have been a boob-job, it may have been a super-duper push-up bra....(with chicken fillets inside.....yes they have bras like that.) Grin
Jules, telling US about push-up bras is like explaining addition and subtraction to Einstein.  Or masturbation to stroh.
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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2008, 02:54:16 PM »

I had no idea you boys were such experts on push-up bras. Shocked Shocked Shocked Grin
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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2008, 02:56:36 PM »

Mfawgie, there are push-up bras out there that can do wonders do a girl's bust lline, these days. Cool Grin

It may not have been a boob-job, it may have been a super-duper push-up bra....(with chicken fillets inside.....yes they have bras like that.) Grin
Jules, telling US about push-up bras is like explaining addition and subtraction to Einstein.  Or masturbation to stroh.

I'm not sure of the connection there..... one was a genius and the other one is stroh Huh?
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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2008, 03:01:03 PM »

Mfawgie, there are push-up bras out there that can do wonders do a girl's bust lline, these days. Cool Grin

It may not have been a boob-job, it may have been a super-duper push-up bra....(with chicken fillets inside.....yes they have bras like that.) Grin
Jules, telling US about push-up bras is like explaining addition and subtraction to Einstein.  Or masturbation to stroh.

I'm not sure of the connection there..... one was a genius and the other one is stroh Huh?
Genius is relative to the subject matter.
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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2008, 03:04:57 PM »

Mfawgie, there are push-up bras out there that can do wonders do a girl's bust lline, these days. Cool Grin

It may not have been a boob-job, it may have been a super-duper push-up bra....(with chicken fillets inside.....yes they have bras like that.) Grin
Jules, telling US about push-up bras is like explaining addition and subtraction to Einstein.  Or masturbation to stroh.

I'm not sure of the connection there..... one was a genius and the other one is stroh Huh?
Genius is relative to the subject matter.

Yes, but being a walking euphemism does not a genius make
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Re: I'm not buying it lady...
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2008, 03:08:22 PM »

stroh's more entertaining then boring old einstein. Wink Grin
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