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Please send me a message [NSFW] [Politics/Religion] [RANT] [SPOILERS]
« on: August 08, 2008, 06:25:05 AM »

Today being the opening day of the Olympics, I've developed something of an Olympian ambition. 

I would like to have more messages in my message box than any other Golfhos Colleague, with the possible exception of an administrator, who probably has to deal with "nuts and bolts" messages on a daily basis, so his doesn't count.

Please, send me a "private message" and help me on my quest to earn a Gold Medal (and possible world record) in received messages. 

If I earn the Gold Medal, my intentions are to use the authority it conveys to speak out against the oppressive Chinese government, the genocide in Darfur and against the Japanese whaling industry.
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Re: Please send me a message [NSFW] [Politics/Religion] [RANT] [SPOILERS]
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 06:48:59 AM »

Thank You!!!

Keep those messages coming!! I'm up to 4 now!!!!
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« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2008, 07:08:45 AM »

Logging in as JDerion and sending yourself 3 doesn't count...
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« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2008, 07:10:22 AM »

who?
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Re: Please send me a message [NSFW] [Politics/Religion] [RANT] [SPOILERS]
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2008, 07:16:17 AM »

I'm down.
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2008, 07:27:12 AM »

We're up to 7!!!!

I'm crying tears of gratitude [and olympic champions]!!
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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2008, 07:33:54 AM »

Ps.

I just looked up the world record for "non spam messaged received".

The current record holder is Jabarl "Buster" Ufeemshaka from the Ivory Coast, with 4,369 verifiable received in the 2 hour short sprint. And the 24 hour record is held by Antonio Donatelli of Italy with 26,481, his record was always suspicious due to doping allegations, but it still stands.

C'mon Ho's help out The Blade(r).
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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2008, 07:40:42 AM »

LOL  Sent.
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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2008, 10:21:42 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2008, 10:23:19 AM »

i currently have 26.5 pages
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I throw all of mine away.  I'm terribly obsessive that way.  Like birthday cards.
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