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Off-Pissing Du Jour. Special Buffet Edition.
« on: August 11, 2008, 12:16:31 PM »

Go to lunch.  Decide to hit Pizza Hut right up the road.  Salad and pizza sounds good.  I walk in, it's maybe 10 after 1.  The lady looks at me and says "The buffet closed at 1. "  I said for what? 
Breakfast?  Angry     Walked out.

Go to the Chinese joint.  P.F. Chang's it's not, but for 8 bucks they do an ok job.  Get seated the same girl as always greets me with her standard salutation "What drink?"  My standard reply:  Water please.

Come back from my trip through (passing on the bacon wrapped hot dogs.  Dude.  WTF?)  Back to my table.  I see a cola product on my table, and a gentleman sitting behind me who was not there previously with a glass of water.  Now I'm no Columbo, but I think I got this figured out.  I grab shicky poo, and say 'sposed to be water.  "Oh, wrong.  Sorry."  Grabs the glass in front of me, puts it in front of the guy sitting behind me, and grabs his glass and sits it in front of me.   Roll Eyes  Whatever.

Then.......oh, yeah, there's more.  Then.........I'm up in line stuck behind miss 19 something........wait for it.....oh, yeah.  ON HER *goshdarn* CELL PHONE!  If you missed it, and want a primer you can quickly gauge my feelings on this subject here.  You can't go 3 minutes through a line at a Chines buffet without the *goshdarn* Tricorder stuck to your *goshdarn* head?  Hate!

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Re: Off-Pissing Du Jour. Special Buffet Edition.
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2008, 12:44:06 PM »

There's a "No Bluetooth earpiece" policy in my house.  Come on over.  The neighbor's sodas are on the house.
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« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2008, 12:48:06 PM »

 Grin
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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2008, 02:16:42 PM »


You deserve respect, and someday you will get it.


I think that was intended for the dude behind you....
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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2008, 02:20:25 PM »


You deserve respect, and someday you will get it.


I think that was intended for the dude behind you....

Good point.
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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2008, 02:33:09 PM »


You deserve respect, and someday you will get it.


I think that was intended for the dude behind you....

Good point.
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Thanks mate,... but you did leave yourself open for it.. Wink
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