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Almost irony.....
« on: August 14, 2008, 03:23:48 PM »

...then I read the rest of the bumper sticker.


I'm driving behind a Hummer, the full sized model, when I notice a bumper sticker in the back window that says:

Earth First!


I'm thinking about the big ass Hummer and the huge irony of an "Earth First" bumper sticker being on it... when I get close enough to see the fine print....

"We'll strip mine the other planets later"


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Re: Almost irony.....
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2008, 03:30:07 PM »

What do you expect you tree huggin hobbit. Humans are locusts that are devouring all the resources of this planet without respect to future generations.

Wow did I just say that?
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Re: Almost irony.....
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2008, 03:34:06 PM »

I was driving a Chevy Tahoe when passing my judgment, so.....   Embarrassed  Wink

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Re: Almost irony.....
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2008, 03:48:05 PM »

I was driving a Chevy Tahoe when passing my judgment, so.....   Embarrassed  Wink



What's the deal with these Chevy's??

I'm up to my eyeballs in crackers here who by these *goshdarn* Chev Silverados and need insurance on them... wtf!
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Re: Almost irony.....
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2008, 03:51:50 PM »

A few months ago, I saw a Hummer H2 with a bumper sticker that read "Powered by Jesus". You know it's getting bad when people have to pray for better gas mileage.  Grin
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Re: Almost irony.....
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2008, 09:18:53 PM »

...then I read the rest of the bumper sticker.


I'm driving behind a Hummer, the full sized model, when I notice a bumper sticker in the back window that says:

Earth First!


I'm thinking about the big ass Hummer and the huge irony of an "Earth First" bumper sticker being on it... when I get close enough to see the fine print....

"We'll strip mine the other planets later"


 Jerkoff



Seriously:

I've driven a tactical (read: Full Sized AMG) Hummer, and it's IMPOSSIBLE to get stuck in all but terrain that would stop a tracked vehicle, and not even alot of that.

Maybe the guys (GASP) actually the kind of person that needs such a vehicle, rather than just buying one out of fear or overcompensation.

Since the H2 is little more than a dressed up Tahoe, which of the three categories do you fall into?
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Re: Almost irony.....
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2008, 09:24:01 PM »

Is the heat getting to everyone lately, or what?
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Re: Almost irony.....
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2008, 09:26:55 PM »

Not really.

There are alot of reasons to buy a full sized Hummer, and not all of them are bad.

It's seriously the baddest off the shelf ORV there is.

An H2 or H3 is a different matter all together.

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Re: Almost irony.....
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2008, 09:30:48 PM »

It seems it would be easy to assume, though, that a guy with an assfaced sticker like that on his vehicle is probably an assface, regardless of what he's driving or whether he has a legitimate reason to be driving a full-sized hummer in the city (and I can't imagine what that legitimate reason might be).

YMMV.
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« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2008, 09:32:52 PM »

Edited to reflect reality, PBR popped, and longboard session commencing to start.

Hobbit:

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Re: Almost irony.....
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2008, 10:07:53 PM »

I read to the bottom before I had any opportunity to get upset by anything.  No worries.

Besides, I'm accustomed to you misunderstanding me  Wink

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Re: Almost irony.....
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2008, 06:07:53 AM »

Besides, I'm accustomed to you misunderstanding me  Wink

Are you guys married?








In the interest of full disclosure I should mention that I spoke with MFAWG by phone last night in a dream.  I don't remember the subject but I assume it wasn't politics as I didn't wake up in a cold sweat.

I was embarrassed as I didn't know how to pronounce his name.  Is it EM-fawg?  Is it m'FAWG?  Is it myfriendlyautomobileworkingguy?  Is it mother*fudge*er*charmin*gob*feces*e?  I tried many combinations, perhaps even more than actually exist, and still couldn't get it right.  Almost ironically neither could he.
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Re: Almost irony.....
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2008, 07:49:38 AM »

Mother *goshdarn* average white guy
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Re: Almost irony.....
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2008, 08:41:28 AM »

I always figured his last name to be Fawg and his first name to be Mike, or Mark, or Marcy or something. But I like gleek's explanation better.
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Re: Almost irony.....
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2008, 08:18:45 PM »

Gleek's close:

Middlaged Fat Ass White Guy.
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