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« on: August 14, 2008, 04:02:28 PM »

Man gets stuck 'having **** with bench'
August 14, 2008 - 7:28PM

HONG KONG - A "lonely and disturbed" Hong Kong man had to call police to try and free him after his penis got stuck in a park bench he had apparently tried to have **** with, reports said.

Emergency workers took four hours trying to free Le Xing after he attempted to use a hole in the exercise bench to masturbate in a deserted park after dark, the Apple Daily and other papers reported.

Eventually they had to take him to hospital with the bench's 2.5-metre-long metal base still attached to him after attempts to free him by draining blood from his penis failed.

Doctors said the 42-year-old was lucky to still have a penis after the embarrassing incident, reported in lurid detail by several Chinese-language papers here.

Photographs showed rescue workers carrying him to an ambulance on the metal sheet, covered in a red blanket.

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« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2008, 04:07:35 PM »

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Drain blood?!?

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« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2008, 04:12:43 PM »

Apparently attempts to drain the blood failed as a result of there being no nekkid fat chicks nearby....
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« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2008, 04:38:55 PM »

Yikes!  That reminds me of this incident:
Bellevue man facing charges for having **** with a table

Clearly, the world needs more fleshlights.
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