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Small-Time Physical Anguish

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Small-Time Physical Anguish
« on: September 02, 2008, 08:27:39 AM »

I've been running over the past few months.  Nothing much -- typically 3.0-3.5 miles at lunch or after work, usually with a coworker who doesn't smoke or smell of champagne and bubble bath.

Anyway, a couple weeks ago, I ran alone at lunch in a bit of a pelting rain.  It cooled things off, though, which was a welcome break from the 90s-n-humid weather we'd been having.  My Nike DriFit performance jersey is a light, drapey affair, even when wet.  A far cry from the old days when I ran in cotton and it plastered itself when damp.  Well, that drapey performance fabric also turns out to be somewhat abrasive when wet.

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Post-run, I noticed a bit of soreness in the, um ... nippular area.  Hopped in the shower and AAAHHH!  I'm pretty sure folks in the break room heard my "Sonafabitch!" when the hot water hit me.  No pictures, gentle Reader, but suffice it to say that the pixelation has been rubbed clean off.  I daresay I'd be in less pain if I were to disguise myself as a small child and have a pit bull bite 'em off.

It's been two weeks, and the freakin' nubbies still hurt when anything brushes on them.  Dammit!  I've actually had to resort to sticking a couple of those stupid little circular Band-Aids on there to provide a barrier.

And don't tell me to HTFU -- that just makes them hurt more.
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I also had the pleasure of wondering what company Internet usage alarms were sounded when I went Googling for "nipple + (abrasion or chafe or diddling)".
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[edited to remove the [rant] tag, as it hides the thread from me!]
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Re: [RANT] Small-Time Physical Anguish
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2008, 09:02:19 AM »

 Wink  As I may have mentioned on another site, Band-Aids are your friend. I put them on for any run over 30 minutes and have found them to be 100% effective.

I too have suffered nippular chafing during my running career and know the pain of which you speak.

[unrelated running injury] I seem to have inflamed my IT band in my left leg which caused some knee discomfort on my long run this past weekend. I am not yet worried but am a little concerned as my marathon is 5 weeks away. I ran a good half marathon at the beginning of August so I've been pretty much in maintenance mode. May need to dial back a bit, especially staying away from downhills. [/unrelated running injury]
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Re: [RANT] Small-Time Physical Anguish
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2008, 09:27:26 AM »

Back when I was actually active and physically fit, I ran as part of my fitness regimen. Band-Aids do work for the chafing, but if you're on the  Air quotes hirsute  Air quotes side, as I am, they create a whole other set of complications. I find being a fat lazy bastard alleviates both conditions.
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Re: [RANT] Small-Time Physical Anguish
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2008, 10:00:11 AM »

If you have a problem with hairiness, you might try this.:



But whatever you do, don't apply this stuff to your tender bits or I'll be hearing your anguish from here in California.
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Re: Small-Time Physical Anguish
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2008, 10:16:43 AM »

That "New Skin" *feces* doesn't work as an anti-friction compound.  (says the man with previously polymer-coated nips)
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Re: Small-Time Physical Anguish
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2008, 10:27:32 AM »

I'm sorry but this is the funniest thing I've seen in days.
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Re: Small-Time Physical Anguish
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2008, 10:39:55 AM »

htfu!
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Re: Small-Time Physical Anguish
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2008, 10:48:12 AM »

htfu!


Methinks that's the problem.
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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2008, 11:03:48 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2008, 11:04:06 AM »

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Re: Small-Time Physical Anguish
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2008, 11:09:59 AM »

Now I'm worried about Fuzzy's employer's Internet usage policy klaxon.
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Re: Small-Time Physical Anguish
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2008, 11:14:30 AM »

Now I'm worried about Fuzzy's employer's Internet usage policy klaxon.

 Wink Personal computer in the home office.

However I'm probably walking a fine line with Susan's Internet usage policy.
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Re: Small-Time Physical Anguish
« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2008, 02:30:07 PM »

Hmmm................I would never have this problem because of two reasons.

1.  I don't run. Cool

2.  I wear a bra. Roll Eyes Grin Grin Grin


Maybe Kramer's man-bra idea was not such a bad idea. Grin Grin Grin Grin
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Re: Small-Time Physical Anguish
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2008, 06:38:48 PM »

I think posting "I run and I don't wear a bra" would have put you over 120 karma. 

Just tryin' to help.
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