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I think I'm going to sue someone
« on: September 06, 2008, 03:48:02 PM » |
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I'm addicted to chips and salsa. One of those things must have an illegal drug or something in it. When I find out I'm going to sue the pants off someone.
I'm thinking it's the salt industry. I mean can you eat a potato chip? No, you end up eating like half the bag or more. And when you eat stuff like eggs, potatoes, french fries, hot dogs, Chinese food, etc... you have to add salt (if it's not salty enough for you). Those little white crystals, what is it really?
Anyone else in?
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Re: I think I'm going to sue someone
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2008, 04:06:27 PM » |
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You add salt to hot dogs and Chinese food? Dude, you might have some kind mineral deficiency. I'd get that checked out.  |
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Re: I think I'm going to sue someone
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2008, 04:27:37 PM » |
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In.
Just had some chips and homemade salsa myself.
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Re: I think I'm going to sue someone
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2008, 04:51:01 PM » |
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You add salt to hot dogs and Chinese food? Dude, you might have some kind mineral deficiency. I'd get that checked out. It's a drug I tell you. And don't get me started on Bigfoot. They're out there, laughing at us. Those big walking carpets. |
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Re: I think I'm going to sue someone
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2008, 06:21:21 PM » |
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Jeez, folks jumping on Springsteen and Bigfoot.
What a bunch of asshats.
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Uisce Beatha
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Re: I think I'm going to sue someone
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2008, 06:28:20 PM » |
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Jeez, folks jumping on Springsteen and Bigfoot.
What a bunch of asshats.
Well, I'll agree Springsteen is an asshat but I'm gonna have to give Bigfoot a pass. |
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Re: I think I'm going to sue someone
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2008, 07:03:17 PM » |
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Jeez, folks jumping on Springsteen and Bigfoot.
What a bunch of asshats. Well, I'll agree Springsteen is an asshat but I'm gonna have to give Bigfoot a night of tender romance. But will you iron for him in the morning? |
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Re: I think I'm going to sue someone
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2008, 01:57:50 PM » |
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