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doesn't this only happen in movies?

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doesn't this only happen in movies?
« on: December 13, 2006, 07:37:46 AM »

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Re: doesn't this only happen in movies?
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2006, 08:58:10 AM »

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Re: doesn't this only happen in movies?
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2006, 09:02:19 AM »

That's freaky.  Very cool.
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Re: doesn't this only happen in movies?
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2006, 09:10:33 AM »

In a world without hope, one man finds the courage to persevere.

Starring:
Michael Caine as "Blind Man who gets sight restored at racing track."

Costarring:
Catherine Zeta-Jones as "Hot optometrist who offers no hope to Blind Man of having his sight restored at racing track."

John C. Reilly as "Heavy drinking unemployed lowlife son of Blind Man who gets sight restored at racing track."

Sarah Jessica Parker in a duel role as "Horse faced semi-hot bodied love interest of Heavy drinking unemployed lowlife son of Blind Man who gets sight restored at racing track," and "Horse who restores sight of Blind Man."

and

Ringer as "Not very bright, but extremely outspoken in his ignorance, jockey."

A Spike Lee, Michael Bay, and Jerry Bruckheimer joint.
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Re: doesn't this only happen in movies?
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2006, 09:50:02 AM »

ROFL!

Brilliant!

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