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More Poop In The News.
« on: September 11, 2008, 06:36:46 AM »

Principal regrets making students view excrement.

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COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. A Colorado Springs elementary school principal has apologized for making students look inside a bag of human feces and urine.

Peyton Elementary Principal Michael Auclaire said he wanted to make a point to the students because someone had been leaving human waste on the floor and toilet seats in a girl's lavatory.

Some parents complained Auclaire's actions were inappropriate and created a health risk.

Auclaire said he has apologized in person to the students and by letter to their parents. He said he realized it was "not the best thing to do."

Auclaire said the students were given janitorial gloves to wear before holding the bag and were told to wash their hands afterward.

The incident took place Monday and Auclaire apologized Tuesday.
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Re: More Poop In The News.
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2008, 07:10:18 AM »

I haven't done any intensive surveys, but I'm pretty sure teenagers are defecating almost daily and (gasp!) not wearing gloves when they wipe themselves.  How is looking at a bag of *feces* more traumatic than looking at your own Lincoln logs in the toilet?
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« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2008, 08:37:03 AM »

I once rode "Paul Bunyan's Log Chute" at the Mall of America and suffered no ill effects.

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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2008, 08:38:30 AM »

I once rode "Paul Bunyan's Log Chute" at the Mall of America and suffered no ill effects.



No *feces*?
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2008, 03:44:27 PM »

often referred to as:

"parking the brown Buick in the porcelin garage"
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2008, 04:22:34 PM »

I once rode "Paul Bunyan's Log Chute" at the Mall of America and suffered no ill effects.

Paul, on the other hand, left a bit sore.
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2008, 06:17:18 PM »

I once rode "Paul Bunyan's Log Chute" at the Mall of America and suffered no ill effects.

Paul, on the other hand, left a bit sore.
I think you are giving Fuzzy a bit too much credit.
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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2008, 05:37:32 PM »

Yeah was it sugar coated. Grin Grin Grin


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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2008, 08:40:21 PM »

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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2008, 09:14:19 PM »

poopy.
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2008, 09:32:31 PM »

Jules finally learns how to post a full-sized image, and we get this *feces*?
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2008, 12:25:13 AM »

...and you were the one who taught me how to post large pictures, thanks gleek. Tongue Grin Grin
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