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Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« on: September 11, 2008, 02:56:34 PM »
old as *feces* dumb old beyotch in front of me in express lane

more than 12 items ?  ✔
separates purchase? ✔
separates purchase into *feces* that FoodStamps still can't cover in 1 purchase (eligbility)? ✔
can't figure out how to swipe FS card on card reader? ✔
fails repeatedly? ✔
owes $3 for 1st purchase (see point above) and pays with a 20?  ✔
gets change, then buys a $50 Home Depot gift card?  ✔
partially pays for GC with 35 cash, refusing to use the additional $16 change from above?  ✔
writes check for balance $15 of gift card?  ✔
check won't process because she tore it too poorly?  ✔
writes 2nd check?  ✔
finished transaction about 10 minutes after starting?  ✔
employee shift immediately as it's my turn?  ✔
takes computer 3-4 minutes to login new employee to start my transaction?   ✔
aske uttering profanity left and right about if ever happens again he better get his stuff free?   ✔  ✔  ✔  ✔




do the world a favor and off yourself, lady! j/k of course
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Re: Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2008, 03:01:32 PM »
LOL
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Re: Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2008, 03:10:25 PM »
Next time you're getting some groceries you might want to pick up a carton of HTFU!
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Re: Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2008, 03:13:21 PM »
Quote from: twoiron on September 11, 2008, 03:10:25 PM
Next time you're getting some groceries you might want to pick up a carton of HTFU!

 Angry























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Re: Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2008, 03:15:35 PM »
Quote from: Aske on September 11, 2008, 03:13:21 PM
Quote from: twoiron on September 11, 2008, 03:10:25 PM
Next time you're getting some groceries you might want to pick up a carton of HTFU!

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I was also going to suggest a box of pampers, but that's probably going a little too far Shocked
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2008, 03:16:57 PM »
I'm sure you would know
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Re: Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2008, 04:19:46 PM »
That'll chiffonade your basil.   Angry
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Re: Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2008, 05:41:57 PM »
Quote from: Aske on September 11, 2008, 02:56:34 PM
old as *feces* dumb old beyotch in front of me in express lane

more than 12 items ?  ✔
separates purchase? ✔
separates purchase into *feces* that FoodStamps still can't cover in 1 purchase (eligbility)? ✔
can't figure out how to swipe FS card on card reader? ✔
fails repeatedly? ✔
owes $3 for 1st purchase (see point above) and pays with a 20?  ✔
gets change, then buys a $50 Home Depot gift card?  ✔
partially pays for GC with 35 cash, refusing to use the additional $16 change from above?  ✔
writes check for balance $15 of gift card?  ✔
check won't process because she tore it too poorly?  ✔
writes 2nd check?  ✔
finished transaction about 10 minutes after starting?  ✔
employee shift immediately as it's my turn?  ✔
takes computer 3-4 minutes to login new employee to start my transaction?   ✔
aske uttering profanity left and right about if ever happens again he better get his stuff free?   ✔  ✔  ✔  ✔




do the world a favor and off yourself, lady! j/k of course
 Angry

When a guy stands in line w/ tampons, something like that is destined to happen.
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Re: Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2008, 05:51:31 PM »
Quote from: twoiron on September 11, 2008, 03:10:25 PM
Next time you're getting some groceries you might want to pick up a carton of HTFU!
He's gonna have to go to Costco for the 5-gallon bucket.

In about 35 years, when you've morphed from a bitter young man into a bitter old man, I'm going to have my grandkid follow you around and then rant about your stupid ass on whatever the Internet is by then.
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Re: Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2008, 05:59:42 PM »
A fight! A fight! A patent lawyer and a chemical engineer....  Undecided

Doesn't quite roll trippingly off the tongue does it...  Huh?
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Re: Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2008, 06:53:56 PM »
So why didn't you just go to another line, you would have probably got out of there sooner!  Shocked
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Re: Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2008, 07:22:15 PM »
Quote from: Darla on September 11, 2008, 06:53:56 PM
So why didn't you just go to another line, you would have probably got out of there sooner!  Shocked

I wish I could have, if you know this store, you know all the lines are totally FUBAR'd at 530-600pm. 

By the time we realized the magnitude of the situation, the people behind me were already hitting the adjacent lines
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Re: Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2008, 08:42:14 PM »
Make it 4:30 to 7:00... it's ridiculous..
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Re: Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2008, 10:58:21 PM »
LOL, Aske is the only person who has WORSE luck in the grocery line than I do.

My current nemesis:

Russians buying *feces* in bulk on 5 or 6 SEPARATE WIC vouchers, presumably because the original holders don't speak enough english to figure out what a can of Similac actually looks like.

Of course they do this in the express lane, because 6 different transactions for 6 cans is less than 12 items each time.

Patton was right.  Devil
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Re: Today's F'n HATE! Grocery Rant
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2008, 04:59:58 AM »
I haven't seen the inside of a grocery store since my wedding day.  Coincidence?  I think not.

 Devil
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