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His Name Was Umlaut Strohson
« on: September 22, 2008, 03:51:01 PM »

LMAO at this obit  Cool

James William "Jim" Adams
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Jim, who had tired of reading obituaries noting other's courageous battles with this or that disease, wanted it known that he lost his battle. It was primarily as a result of being stubborn and not following doctor's orders or maybe for just living life a little too hard for better than five decades.

He was sadly deprived of his final wish, which was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a date. True to his personal style, he spent his final hours joking with medical personnel, cussing and begging for narcotics and bargaining with God to look over his loving dog, Biscuit, and his family.

He would like to thank all "his ladies" for putting up with him the last 30 years.
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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2008, 04:03:23 PM »

 Grin

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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2008, 04:11:26 PM »

That's go to be a bitter pill to swallow
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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2008, 04:22:38 PM »

 Grin Lighter
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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2008, 09:21:48 PM »

Jim, you ARE the man. I skated a pool after work and drank a bunch of beer JUST for you.

Well, maybe some for me, but I figure you wouldn't mind.

From Jim.

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« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2008, 09:23:46 PM »

PS:

I nominate this for 'Classic Post', because that's how I'm going.
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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2008, 09:43:26 PM »

I think this Skynyrd song would be a little more relevant to the subject matter:

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Re: His Name Was Umlaut Strohson
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2008, 11:06:38 PM »



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