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[Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« on: October 07, 2008, 08:46:33 PM »

He's already taken his campaign from the gutter to the sewer. What does McCreaky do now?
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Re: [Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2008, 09:53:09 PM »

Seriously:

Retire, embittered by the knowledge that even tho' he spent 5 years in a box, we don't really 'Owe' him anything beyond what he's already taken.
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Re: [Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2008, 06:48:00 AM »

I dunno, but it is time to stop playing his trump card.

If I was on his staff, I'd advise him to stop reminding his audiences friends how much he sacrificed for this great nation as a POW.

Every time he brings that up (or looks weird trying to raise his hands), I can't help but think that the scars from that experience run much deeper, explaining his erratic behavior, which includes:

1) bringing a moose hunter to the ticket
2) proposing last night that when elected, he buy everybody's houses and then have his Treasury Secretary sell them all on eBay
 
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Re: [Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2008, 06:33:42 PM »

Yaaa, what the hell is that?

I heard him repeat it today:

"I propose having the Federal Government buy mortgages from homeowners"

Now, I wouldn't expect a man who has probably never, ever purchased a house without billionaire beer heiress money to know this:

The mortgage is not the homeowners to sell....
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Re: [Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2008, 07:21:33 PM »

He really proposed that last night.  I swear to god.

IIRC, it pretty much happened after his stream of consciousness that began when Brokaw asked who would be his Treasury Secretary, seeing as how that is suddenly a slightly more important job in the cabinet than VPILF/Heir to the Empire. 

He first mumbled something about Warren Buffet, and then appeared to suddenly realize, "Oh *feces*!  That libtard Warren hates my guts," and he started to think harder.

Then this weird smile came across his face, and he stuck out his jaw even further, saying some *goshdarn* weird name that nobody got.  Then he said, "Don't recognize that one, eh?  Ha! Gotcha!  Ha!  My Friends, that's the CEO of eBay.  Pretty impressive answer, huh?" 

He then did that sort of pistol move where one shoots and then raises the barrel of the gun to blow away the smoke, and turned around to high five Sarah before realizing she wasn't there.

Within a few minutes, he was asked what his first move would be to end the Depression and get all the mooches off the government food line dole.

Still riffing from his answer to the Treasury Secretary question, he suddenly blurted out,  "I'll save the world by commanding the eBay CEO to buy everybody's homes and mortgages and credit card debts and PWC loans and *feces*.  My friends won't ever have to suffer the indignity of ever having to pay for anything they bought ever again!!!! "

Even that stupid Malkin bitch "got" the sort of "issues" represented by this barely perceptible deviation from Classic Conservative Republican (Christian) Free Market Principles, and blew a gasket ruminating about it some more today. Even though she underestimates the cost of this Great Depression Recovery Plan by some Eleventy Trillion dollars.

I'm sure if we had to do this election all over again, it would be handicapped on the first tee, so to speak, and the muslim would have spotted the POW 8 percentage points to sort of keep it a little more interesting than it has become.
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Re: [Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2008, 08:01:57 PM »

McCain would need the strokes AND to be able to play from the "senior" tees.
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Re: [Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2008, 08:06:17 PM »

McCain would need the strokes AND to be able to play from the "senior" tees.

He does have Lacey Underall on his team.

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Re: [Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2008, 02:54:57 AM »

LOL, the  Air quotes plan  Air quotes is still 'Evolving':

http://news.yahoo.com/s/p...0081009/pl_politico/14414

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Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) made an overnight change in the homeowner bailout he proposed at Tuesday’s presidential debate, making it more generous to financial institutions and more costly for taxpayers.

No word on whether or not this meets muster with Ms. Malkin, who I've decided is the right wing pundit I'd most like to see Rachel Maddow have hot lesbian **** with.
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Re: [Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2008, 05:30:40 AM »

They still have Palin. 

The 28 27 26 is still going to come out in record numbers just to vote for her, fulfilling dark masturbatory fantasies, Caribou-like creatures incapable of ignoring deep-seated instinctual natural rhythms.

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Re: [Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2008, 05:38:08 AM »

I'd vote for Nalin' Palin.
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Re: [Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2008, 06:24:13 AM »

LMAO! 

Sarah Palin = The Tarvaris Jackson of Vice Presidents:  Looks good, but clearly not ready for the job.
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Re: [Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2008, 08:30:19 AM »

I'd vote for Nalin' Palin.
My attitude toward her has gone through different phases.

When I first saw her pic (not knowing anything about her) I thought: I'd hit it.

When I read about her politics for the first time, I thought: I'd like to hit her.

When I heard her voice for the first, I thought: Please, somebody hit ME...over the head...with a hammer.
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Re: [Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2008, 08:31:55 AM »

LOL  Grin
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Re: [Politics/Religion]What now for McCain?
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2008, 03:59:24 PM »

When I heard her voice for the first, I thought: Please, somebody hit ME...over the head...with a hammer.

Imagine she and McCain in the same room. Shocked
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