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Is This A Problem At Your House?

 
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Is This A Problem At Your House?
« on: October 09, 2008, 05:56:05 AM »

Woman shot by stove.  Link.

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Davis said a case of shotgun shells spilled about a month ago at her home and one must have landed in the newspapers she used to light the stove.

WTF? 

"Damn it!  I just knocked over that whole case of shells in the living room.  Those *fudge*ers went everywhere. Earl!  Is that one under the remote? I got to get a better place to keep those."

This reminds of a Bill Engval bit on his first comedy tour.

I'll paraphrase:  A news report has come out saying Rollerblade Barbie is unsafe.  Look at her, looks innocent enough doesn't she?  But, watch as she skates through this pool of gasoline.
 Spark.  Poof.  He was right, those skates sparked and she went right up.
But it gets me to thinking...........Barbie skating through a pool of gas?  WTF?  Has this become a problem?  Do I have to have a talk with my daughter?

"Now honey, if you can't be more careful with that gasoline, we're gonna have to stop keeping it in your room."
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Re: Is This A Problem At Your House?
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2008, 07:24:06 AM »

Oh course its a problem in my house, and lot's of others. 

We're in a depression you nimwit, if you hadn't noticed.
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Re: Is This A Problem At Your House?
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2008, 07:40:20 AM »

LOL  Ok then.
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Re: Is This A Problem At Your House?
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2008, 02:08:01 PM »

Stroh, I have this problem all the time. Grin Grin

Just the other week I had to have words with Georgia about how careless she was with gas (we call it petrol Wink) in her room. Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Kids Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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Re: Is This A Problem At Your House?
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2008, 06:21:01 PM »

It's my understanding that Caribou Barbie has the potential to light up into a giant ball of gaseous rhetoric as well.
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Woman, open the door, don't let it sting. I wanna breathe that fire again.
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