Now I Know Where All The Morans Around Here Came From

[campy]

 
http://news.yahoo.com/s/a...on_fe_st/odd_mule_rider_4

He didn't stay long. He said some teenagers had yelled "uncalled for" things at him while he was riding into town the night before.

"Gillette's nothing like what I had thought," he said.

Since we a quite a few Minnesotans on this board, it's only fair to warn ya, that you will the receive the same, if not worse treatment if you ever try that stunt in my neck of the woods.

[Walfredo]

Kitty Malone sat on a mule
Was riding in style
When suddenly, like the sound of a buzzard's breaking
Kity felt laser beams being fired at her head
She said, "I hate laser beams
And you never done see me askin'
For a UFO
In Tomahawk County"

Well she kicked the mule
And it walked the path
And the aliens fired from behind
Till she stopped the mule
And she kicked the rump
And the big old mule took a big old dump

Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
Take your laser beams away
Scent of a mule, you better watch out where you go
You better stop that laser game
Or you'll smell my mule

[gleek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkOl6ptMGZQ

[PaunchyBald]

Mules are smarter, faster, and harder workers than horses.  You just gotta know how to get past the stubborn (stub) in 'em.