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[SPOILERS] Extremely Fresh Carnita Taco con Copulation

 
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[SPOILERS] Extremely Fresh Carnita Taco con Copulation
« on: November 10, 2008, 10:29:56 AM »

Makes 8-10 tacos

1.5 lb of pork butt
1 small yellow or white onion (vidalia is best, natch)
1 bunch of cilantro
1 your favorite salsa (hotter the better)
1 package of thin flour tortillas
1 12 pack of a refreshing pale ale beer (can substitute with margaritas)


after slicing into steaks place pork in a crock pot, sprinkle it with sea salt, and slow cook it ~5 hours on high or 8 hrs on medium.

dice onion into small pieces

chop cilantro into fine pieces

heat tortillas over steam ~30 seconds

smooth a tablespoon of salsa on the cooked tortilla, sprinkle some cooked meat, then some onions then some cilantro, close and eat.  Remember, a carnita taco is like life, the more you onion and cilantro you put into it, the better it is.

Wash down with liquor

Go copulate

This dish is a lot like copulation....really really really easy to pull off once you've decided to just go ahead and do it.


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Re: [SPOILERS] Extremely Fresh Carnita Taco con Copulation
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2008, 10:07:43 PM »

I lurve carnitas. Thumbs Up

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