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No need to check his heart.

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No need to check his heart.
« on: December 31, 2009, 06:51:17 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2009, 07:01:13 AM »

patients taking OxyContin have experienced swollen lymph glands, heart palpitations, ringing in the ears, abnormal vision, flatulence, chest pain, facial swelling, sore throat, dehydration, abnormal gait, amnesia, migraine, fainting (i.e., syncope), excessive urination, decreased **** drive and voice changes.

wonder if that flatulence thing is verbal?  Wink
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