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« on: February 04, 2010, 08:34:58 PM »

Police: Man stuffed 75 bottles of lotion in pants
SPRINGFIELD, Mass. Police say a Massachusetts man who stuffed 75 bottles of body lotion  in his pants couldn't slip away from authorities, hampered by slacks that were nearly bursting at the seams.

Springfield police say 30-year-old Chamil Guadarrama of Framingham was charged with larceny after the incident Wednesday night at Bath and Body Works in the Eastfield Mall.

Police say mall security officers chased Guadarrama, but he had stuffed so many of the eight-ounce lotion containers in his pants that he could barely run. Police say he could not bend over to get in the police cruiser until some of the bottles were removed.
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« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 08:47:30 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: February 05, 2010, 04:06:22 AM »

We have had several shoplifters arrested locally lately for stealing mass quantities of odd items such as shampoo and perfume. only thing I can think of is that they are being paid by store owners to restock them.  Scratches Head
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« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2010, 01:03:12 PM »

Maybe he had really dry skin. Grin Grin

You know how cruel your winter is over there. Grin
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