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Naked Man Claiming to be Jesus and George Bush Stunned
« on: June 10, 2008, 09:32:19 AM »


Naked Pinson man subdued with stun guns
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A Pinson man, naked and claiming to be Jesus Christ and George Bush, was shot four times with stun guns by Jefferson County sheriff's deputies early Friday, officials said, because he repeatedly refused to heed their commands.
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 Armed with their stun guns, deputies said they ordered Odell to the ground, but he refused. He then was struck in the chest by a stun shot but didn't go down.

He was struck a second time and fell to the ground, but wouldn't roll to his stomach.

When he was struck a third time, the man yanked the stun gun wires from his chest. After being shot a fourth time, Odell complied with deputies and was secured with handcuffs and leg irons, deputies reported.

Odell told deputies that he was Jesus Christ and George Bush and that he could break the handcuffs.

Authorities said he appeared to be intoxicated. Center Point Fire and Rescue came to the scene to remove the remaining stun gun wires from his chest and back.

He has been charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrested. He was held Friday in the Jefferson County Jail, with bonds set $2,000.

"This guy must have been to quite a party or he is quite a party himself," said sheriff's spokesman Sgt. Randy Christian said. "It isn't every day our deputies run into a naked man standing in the middle of the highway. I guess they have truly seen it all now, no pun intended."

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Re: Naked Man Claiming to be Jesus and George Bush Stunned
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2008, 10:28:04 AM »

That behavior sounds more like Clinton than Bush.
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Re: Naked Man Claiming to be Jesus and George Bush Stunned
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2008, 01:47:47 PM »

i always thought jesus and the potus were one and the same.
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Re: Naked Man Claiming to be Jesus and George Bush Stunned
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2008, 01:52:16 PM »

i always thought jesus and the potus were one and the same.

More like the POTUS is made up of a whole bunch of little Jesuses.


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Re: Naked Man Claiming to be Jesus and George Bush Stunned
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2008, 08:15:46 PM »

i always thought jesus and the potus were one and the same.

More like the POTUS is made up of a whole bunch of little Jesuses.


I thought the plural of Jesus was Jesi??

Or is it like sheep where the plural of sheep is sheep?
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Re: Naked Man Claiming to be Jesus and George Bush Stunned
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2008, 08:38:16 PM »

I thought the plural of Jesus was Jesi??

Or is it like sheep where the plural of sheep is sheep?
Could be worse.  You could have more than one Jesus, each with his own interpretation of the Bible.  In other words, Jesuses' exegeses.
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« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2008, 08:42:51 PM »

I thought the plural of Jesus was Jesi??

Or is it like sheep where the plural of sheep is sheep?
Could be worse.  You could have more than one Jesus, each with his own interpretation of the Bible.  In other words, Jesuses' exegeses.
Could be worse, could be raining.

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« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2008, 08:50:10 PM »

Could be worse, could be raining.



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