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F*** My Life
« on: February 03, 2009, 03:23:13 PM »

FML - the next big thing on 'Hos?  Cheesy


Some of these just crack me up.....


http://www.fmylife.com/

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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2009, 04:51:20 PM »

I'm working from home today because my car sh1t itself the other night. The repairs look like being worth more than the car itself. FML
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2009, 06:09:07 PM »

Thats the spirit.


Y'all recall I had two birds in my sights.  Well, one decided we were too good of friends (like that makes sense, women are weird), and the other decided I was too old.  Now I have nothing.  FML.

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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2009, 06:28:31 PM »

I didn't stop for beer today, and now I'm out.  FML Cry
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Re: F*** My Life
« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2009, 06:41:31 PM »

i live in detroit and work in the auto industry. FML  Sad
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Re: F*** My Life
« Reply #5 on: February 03, 2009, 07:29:22 PM »

I LOVE ice cream. I'm lactose intolerant. FML.
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Re: F*** My Life
« Reply #6 on: February 03, 2009, 07:37:40 PM »

I'm trying to get a passport for my daughter who is a U.S. citizen but not born in the U.S.  FML

(and *fudge* the Department of State while we're at it)
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Re: F*** My Life
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2009, 07:39:14 PM »

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Today, I had just opened up some pr÷˝ on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML

LMAO
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« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2009, 07:39:50 PM »

I'm trying to get a passport for my daughter who is a U.S. citizen but not born in the U.S.  FML

(and *fudge* the Department of State while we're at it)

Hillary Clinton surrenders
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Re: F*** My Life
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2009, 08:22:18 PM »

I'm trying to get a passport for my daughter who is a U.S. citizen but not born in the U.S.  FML

(and *fudge* the Department of State while we're at it)


Just forge her up a birth certificate. Apparently, it's done all the time!
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Re: F*** My Life
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2009, 08:25:14 PM »

Today, the girl I'm in love with told me she might be a lesbian. She then asked me if I wanted to have **** with her. Does she wanted to make 100% she was a lesbian? Her reply was: "No, I just think you'd be a good transition". FML

ROFLMAO!

What's bad is the guy doesn't even see the opportunity presenting itself here.
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« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2009, 08:29:45 PM »

Today, the girl I'm in love with told me she might be a lesbian. She then asked me if I wanted to have **** with her. Does she wanted to make 100% she was a lesbian? Her reply was: "No, I just think you'd be a good transition". FML

ROFLMAO!

What's bad is the guy doesn't even see the opportunity presenting itself here.

I don't know why he doesn't just transition the *feces* out of her.
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« Reply #12 on: February 03, 2009, 09:17:46 PM »

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
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« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2009, 10:29:05 PM »

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Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML
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« Reply #14 on: February 04, 2009, 02:29:28 AM »

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Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

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women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
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