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Don't Put Your Finger There
« on: March 27, 2009, 03:30:03 PM »



Man puts finger in gas tank, gets stuck for hours
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SAGINAW, Michigan A Michigan man has learned not to stick his fingers in certain places. Victor Harris, of Saginaw, Michigan, was pouring a fuel additive into his Lincoln Navigator sport utility vehicle Thursday when a piece of paper fell into the gas tank. Harris tried to fish the paper out, but his index finger became stuck in the gas tank.

WJRT-TV reported Harris tried to extract his digit for two hours before friends called the fire department. It took another two hours before emergency responders cut the gas tank tube out of the vehicle.
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Harris said he's learned his lesson and won't put his finger back in the gas tank.

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Re: Don't Put Your Finger There
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2009, 03:33:40 PM »

 Air quotes  Finger  Air quotes
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Re: Don't Put Your Finger There
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2009, 03:35:02 PM »

the vacuum dude got 90 days in jail. what the hell is going on in Saginaw? Scratches Head
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Re: Don't Put Your Finger There
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2009, 02:06:10 PM »

Possibly not quite the same as sticking your finger in a dike...
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