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« on: December 26, 2009, 04:01:24 PM »

Your own *fudge*i'n way that is.   Angry

Started out bogey, bogey.  Fine.  Just getting settled in.  Ran off a string of pars and then threw in 3 birdies.

All good right?  Aw *fudge* no.  Quad on 8, and then a quad on 18.  WTF?  The harder I "tried" the worse it got.

I'm junk.
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« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2009, 11:14:50 PM »

You might be the only person here still playing. (due to weather or other circumstances)
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2009, 09:05:41 AM »

And yet he has the balls to whine about it.  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2009, 05:03:09 PM »

You might be the only person here still playing. (due to weather or other circumstances)

I'm tipping Jules is still playing Wink
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« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2009, 07:51:28 PM »

You might be the only person here still playing. (due to weather or other circumstances)

I'm tipping Jules is still playing Wink

 Oops forgot about you guys.
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2010, 10:17:02 AM »

Someone translate Califonese for me.

Scanned this guy the other day, said he played that day and tweaked his back.  I said how'd you shoot?

He said "Shot a hundred and twenty five bucks."  Apparently he was playing a team match.

So did he mean to say he "Shot a buck twenty five"?  Or he played so *feces*ty that the round that probably cost $125.00 US was not well spent? Possibly with a combination of losing a Nassau.
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2010, 01:54:27 PM »

Someone translate Califonese for me.

Scanned this guy the other day, said he played that day and tweaked his back.  I said how'd you shoot?

He said "Shot a hundred and twenty five bucks."  Apparently he was playing a team match.

So did he mean to say he "Shot a buck twenty five"?  Or he played so *feces*ty that the round that probably cost $125.00 US was not well spent? Possibly with a combination of losing a Nassau.

Maybe he was hunting? Don't Know
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« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2010, 08:04:10 PM »

Same *feces* different day.  Different course.

1st hole:  Rip this beautiful drive straight up the gut.  Buck 18 in, easy pin, easy wedge.  I hit it straight in the forehead, 30 yards off the back.  Up and up and up and in.  Double.  *fudge*in' dumbass.

2nd hole.  Par 3 Buck o' 65.  Smooth 7, yanked left.  15 yard pitch I catch too clean, greenside bunker.  Out, 2 putts.  Double.  *fudge*!

So it's gonna be this kind of day.

Oh no, then I go on this string of 7 holes of brilliantly boring fairway, green 2 putt par golf.  I start thinking 'All right.  Now we're getting somewhere'  Hell no.  Wheels come off.

Sing with me:

Bogey bogey double.  Bogey bogey double.  Can't keep it on the course oh.  I'm a worthless *fudge* yeah.  Where's that *fudge*in' cart girl?

To be honest after about 13 I kind of lost interest and was deep into the beer.

Next time.
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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2010, 08:08:28 PM »

 Crying
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« Reply #9 on: February 01, 2010, 08:11:00 PM »

Crying

LOL 

A river for me or because you have too much snow on the ground?
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« Reply #10 on: February 01, 2010, 08:35:25 PM »

Crying

LOL 

A river for me or because you have too much snow on the ground?

Actually we have almost no snow at all. cold on the other hand we have plenty of.  Disgusted
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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2010, 10:11:13 AM »

Someone translate Califonese for me.

Scanned this guy the other day, said he played that day and tweaked his back.  I said how'd you shoot?

He said "Shot a hundred and twenty five bucks."  Apparently he was playing a team match.

So did he mean to say he "Shot a buck twenty five"?  Or he played so **** that the round that probably cost $125.00 US was not well spent? Possibly with a combination of losing a Nassau.

Maybe he was hunting? Don't Know

Well, if he was hunting, that still raises two questions.  Did he shoot 125 bucks or did he shoot a buck that scored 125? Wink
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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2010, 10:12:47 AM »

Crying

LOL 

A river for me or because you have too much snow on the ground?

It's actually been raining here....  (snowing today and yesterday, however.)
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« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2010, 10:41:09 AM »

You might be the only person here still playing. (due to weather or other circumstances)

I played Sunday.  40* and sunny.
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