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The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« on: January 04, 2007, 09:50:11 PM »

Rules:
1. You can post a question to Torpedo, which he MUST answer.

2. If Torpedo answers it at least semi-honestly and with more than, oh, let's see, how about ... TEN words, then he gets to ask a question.  (Otherwise, he STFU.)

3. Additionally or alternatively, you post an answer to someone else's question, if Torpedo hasn't yet answered it.  You must answer in the style of Torpedo or at least in a way that pokes fun at him.  Without making him cry.

4. Any poster who makes Torpedo cry gets a timeout.  (E-A-G-L-E! is the sole arbiter of when Torpedo's crying and who induced it.)
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Re: The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2007, 09:50:34 PM »

I go first: #1.

What's your favorite movie and why?
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Re: The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2007, 09:52:35 PM »

(May we post successively, or do we need to wait for a response from Torpedo)
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Re: The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2007, 09:55:05 PM »

And I go second: #2.

Are you on any other discussion boards and, if so, do you use any screen names other than "Torpedo" and, if so, list said other screen names and provide the derivations thereof.
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Re: The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2007, 09:57:34 PM »

Guess that answers my question.

Torpedo,

Are you out of school?  College plans? What kind of work do you do?
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Re: The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2007, 09:59:35 PM »

#4a.

Say you have a 64-pack of Crayola crayons.  I remove the Periwinkle, leaving 63.  If you ranked them from most favorite to least favorite, which crayon would be in the middle of the ranking (at number 32, if you're actually working out a list).

#4b.

Same question, but I remove Burnt Umber instead.  Be careful -- this one could be a trap.
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Re: The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2007, 10:56:35 PM »

#5 Torpedo.  Do you feel underpants should be worn over or under?  With or without a yellow belt?



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Re: The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2007, 11:44:08 PM »

Torp - exactly how does it make you feel to know your sister who is probably one of the smallest ladies around considers you her LITTLE sibbling? Grin
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Re: The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2007, 12:46:03 AM »

6. What do you wan't to be when you grow up.

7. What is your golf handicapp?
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Re: The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2007, 08:53:54 AM »

8. Two roads diverge in a yellow wood, sorry you could not travel both and be one traveler, which road would you take, and why?
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Re: The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2007, 09:01:51 AM »

no. 9,   when did you start drinking?

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Re: The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2007, 10:21:09 AM »

A preemptive strike at the answers....

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I think that covers most of them, in some order later to be determined.


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« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2007, 10:22:47 AM »

A preemptive strike at the answers....

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I think that covers most of them, in some order later to be determined.




I believe, by the rules, the responses must be 10 words or more. You may want to follow the smileys with "The Vikings have the number one run defense in the nfl!"
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Re: The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2007, 10:28:27 AM »

A preemptive strike at the answers....

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I think that covers most of them, in some order later to be determined.




I believe, by the rules, the responses must be 10 words or more. You may want to follow the smileys with "The Vikings have the number one run defense in the nfl!"

Only if I wanted to ask a question of others, which I do not.

 Chair

Just in case though....

Go Vikings, you are the very best at being bad.

Gosh, I loved the Al Capone for kids movie.

Good times.
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Re: The OFFICIAL "Learn About Torpedo" Thread
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2007, 11:05:16 AM »

I go first: #1.

What's your favorite movie and why?

Lets see, I literally watch 0 movies Shocked ...  so probably Late One Night (http://www.christianfilms.com/lateonenightvhs.htm) because it reminds us how witnessing is important. Smiley
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