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« on: September 06, 2010, 08:49:57 AM »



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A founding member of ELO has been killed in a freak accident when a giant hay bale rolled out of a field and landed on his van.

Cellist Mike Edwards died instantly when the 50-stone cylindrical bale careered down a slope, flipped 15ft over a hedge and smashed on to the roof of his van.

Mr Edwards, 62, was known for unconventional cello playing including plucking the strings with an orange or grapefruit and his bizarre customs which became a major ingredient of ELO, the Electric Light Orchestra.


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Re: What the
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2010, 09:06:50 AM »

giant hay bale  Shocked
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Re: What the
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2010, 09:11:15 AM »

50 stones = 700 pounds

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Re: What the
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2010, 03:37:59 PM »

The ol' hay bale.  Was far more common centuries ago.  Just God's way of asserting His relevance.

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Re: What the
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2010, 03:57:17 PM »

God's been flexing his muscles a bit lately. God also commanded this woman be stoned to death for cheating on her dead husband.

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Ashtiani was convicted in 2006 of having an "illicit relationship" with two men after the murder of her husband the year before and was sentenced at that time to 99 lashes. Later that year, she was also convicted of adultery and sentenced to be stoned, even though she retracted a confession that she says was made under duress.

When are these women going to accept that God owns their vaginas?
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Re: What the
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2010, 04:24:05 PM »

God's been flexing his muscles a bit lately. God also commanded this woman be stoned to death for cheating on her dead husband.

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Ashtiani was convicted in 2006 of having an "illicit relationship" with two men after the murder of her husband the year before and was sentenced at that time to 99 lashes. Later that year, she was also convicted of adultery and sentenced to be stoned, even though she retracted a confession that she says was made under duress.

When are these women going to accept that God men own their vaginas?

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