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twoiron
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how embarrasments...
« on: February 08, 2007, 05:20:50 PM »

An overweight woman got stuck in a South African cave for nearly 12 hours on New Year's Day, trapping 23 others. "She was really quite a large woman," said the manager of the Cango Caves in the Western Cape. "We used liquid paraffin to grease the surface area and used a pulley to lift her."
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2007, 05:25:39 PM »

They should have just fed her beans and broccoli.
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2007, 06:07:20 PM »

How do you get a sorority girl out of your room in the morning?

















Grease up her hips and throw a Twinkie in the hall.
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2007, 06:24:16 PM »

They should have just fed her beans and broccoli.

Didn't work.  She was wearing Under-Tec.
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2007, 10:45:57 PM »

Who would have eaten her?
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