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[top][sticky]Blader Smite Campaign 2007
« on: February 14, 2007, 06:21:34 AM »

Colleagues-

During a recent chautauqua in consultation with extremely well endowed paid corporate consultants, Blader Industries, Inc., has made the decision to execute certain strategies and economies of scale to better define its corporate brand so that we can position ourselves in the market space for exceptional growth and customer satisfaction.

What we are doing is revolutionary, and would be analogous to Ralph Lauren repositioning itself to actually make money on something other than its bluejeans.  So trust me, this is a big one.

A key element of this strategy involves me, Blader, formerly known as blader, becoming the most despised personality on the internets.  More despised than even Richard Branson, who I am often mistaken for in airport concourses etc and so forth.

Therefore, we are asking for your help. 

Would you please consider 'smiting' or otherwise providing me with negative karma, so that my karma score within the golfhos institution can reach an absurdly low number?  So low that even certain individuals who might otherwise compete with me for this distinction couldn't not possibly reach such depths of their own accord.

When prompted to explain the 'smite'  simply copy and paste the following into the dialog box:

Blader Smite Campaign 2007

Alternately, you may provide other reasons

Blader Industries, Inc. thanks you for your brand loyalty and your understanding that when we reposition ourselves in the market space, it is our loyal customers who are rewarded.

Ciao Baby!!!
luv, Blader
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Re: [top][sticky]Blader Smite Campaign 2007
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2007, 06:35:37 AM »

OK, this doesn't seem to be having the desired effect.

Let's pretend this is the Jerry Lewis Telethon, and through the simple generous act of your single smite each day, a bell will ring and an angel in heaven will have earned a pair of wings.
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Re: [top][sticky]Blader Smite Campaign 2007
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2007, 06:38:49 AM »

Now c'mon!!! Sad
That wasn't called for at all, and you know it
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Re: [top][sticky]Blader Smite Campaign 2007
« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2007, 06:38:50 AM »

OK, this doesn't seem to be having the desired effect.

Let's pretend this is the Jerry Lewis Telethon, and through the simple generous act of your single smite each day, a bell will ring and an angel in heaven will have earned a pair of wings.

That's kinda like thinking about dead puppies to sustain an erection.
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« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2007, 06:39:40 AM »

OK, this doesn't seem to be having the desired effect.

Let's pretend this is the Jerry Lewis Telethon, and through the simple generous act of your single smite each day, a bell will ring and an angel in heaven will have earned a pair of wings.

That's kinda like thinking about dead puppies to sustain an erection.

Yes, such thinking can be highly effective for certain people, no question.
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Re: [top][sticky]Blader Smite Campaign 2007
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 06:45:06 AM »

Stop giving me karma.

If you cannot take this seriously, I will be forced to have an internets tantrum....perhaps even destroying this secret website by exposing it on other websites.
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Re: [top][sticky]Blader Smite Campaign 2007
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 06:58:41 AM »

Your exercise in reverse psychology is brilliant, even for you.
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Re: [top][sticky]Blader Smite Campaign 2007
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2007, 07:29:51 AM »

Would you please consider 'smiting' or otherwise providing me with negative karma, so that my karma score within the golfhos institution can reach an absurdly low number?  So low that even certain individuals who might otherwise compete with me for this distinction couldn't not possibly reach such depths of their own accord.

You trying to beat my record of -1,000,005? Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2007, 07:51:09 AM »

Would you please consider 'smiting' or otherwise providing me with negative karma, so that my karma score within the golfhos institution can reach an absurdly low number?  So low that even certain individuals who might otherwise compete with me for this distinction couldn't not possibly reach such depths of their own accord.

You trying to beat my record of -1,000,005? Cheesy

I fart in your general direction. 

I'll earn the distinction the old fashioned way, one smite at a time. 
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Re: [top][sticky]Blader Smite Campaign 2007
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 08:43:19 AM »

Unfortunately I haven't learned how to smite someone yet, rest assured that I am sending you mental karma smitings as you read this you copulatory studying english pigdog! Grin
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« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2007, 08:45:09 AM »

Unfortunately I haven't learned how to smite someone yet, rest assured that I am sending you mental karma smitings as you read this you copulatory studying english pigdog! Grin

You have to have 20 posts before you can smite someone.
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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2007, 08:57:34 AM »

So I may not be as computer challenged as I thought!  Thanks Torp.
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« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2007, 09:02:37 AM »

Your exercise in reverse psychology is brilliant, even for you.

LOL!!  No!  No! No!

Boy, I really wish I had your level of talent in the art of duplicity! 

To be honest, the thought did cross my mind that people would take this as a vain plea for the opposite intention.

But I not only seek to become the most smited infidel on all of the internets, I NEED this in the worst possible way or else my BOD may come down hard on me.

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Re: [top][sticky]Blader Smite Campaign 2007
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2007, 09:05:04 AM »

Who loves ya baby.
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« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2007, 10:09:44 AM »

So I may not be as computer challenged as I thought!  Thanks Torp.

lol, your welcome. Smiley
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