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Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« on: February 16, 2007, 08:54:18 PM »

I am sure that nearly everybody here has had one!!!
Mine was years ago.  I had a huge crush on this guy that I worked with, and after much alchol and flirting at the staff christmas party, he finally asked me out!
We went out to dinner, it was great, and when it came time to pay, he pulled out his wallet, and it seemed like he pulled out dozens and dozens of shopper-dockets, I think you call them coupon's in the US, well I was mortified!!!! (first date, and all!!! Grin).  We then went to the movies, and he did exactly the same thing, he had all these shopper-dockets in his hand, trying to sort them all out!!!!
Nothing happened, and I was too embrassed to tell the girls at work, that all I was worth was shopper-dockets!!!!!!! Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed
What's your cringe story!!!!!
 
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2007, 08:55:19 PM »

All 5 of my dates before I met my wife were great. 5 women in the world probably disagree, you'd have to ask them.
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« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2007, 08:58:13 PM »

All 5 of my dates before I met my wife were great. 5 women in the world probably disagree, you'd have to ask them.
Wow, how lucky were you!!!!!
No bad experiences!!!!!
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« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2007, 09:00:56 PM »

On my first date with this one girl she picked a fight with a guy who played hockey for the Air Force Academy.  I had to jump in and defend her honor and a couple of guys stopped him right before he snapped my spine like a pickup stix.

Of course I married her. 

And I had to salute that prick (1LT) for 2.5 years after that.   Angry
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2007, 09:06:20 PM »

It involved an '82 Honda and about 14 quarts of puke.
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« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2007, 09:07:47 PM »

It involved an '82 Honda and about 14 quarts of puke.
Was that your puke, or her puke?Huh???
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Re: Your worst date ever!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2007, 09:08:32 PM »

None for me. Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2007, 09:10:16 PM »

None for me. Smiley

Eagle, you and Spaceage, are very lucky, not to have any bad date's!!!! Cool
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« Reply #8 on: February 16, 2007, 09:12:42 PM »

I just remembered, I had 6 dates before I met my wife. That other one was a disaster. Let's just say she didn't like what she found when she reached for some popcorn.
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2007, 09:13:31 PM »

I just remembered, I had 6 dates before I met my wife. That other one was a disaster. Let's just say she didn't like what she found when she reached for some popcorn.

Artificial butter flavor?
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« Reply #10 on: February 16, 2007, 09:14:08 PM »

I just remembered, I had 6 dates before I met my wife. That other one was a disaster. Let's just say she didn't like what she found when she reached for some popcorn.

Artificial butter flavor?
Yeah, you know how they soak it in the *feces*? Not good.
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« Reply #11 on: February 16, 2007, 09:18:36 PM »

None for me. Smiley

Eagle, you and Spaceage, are very lucky, not to have any bad date's!!!! Cool

Thank you.  I do consider it a blessing. Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: February 16, 2007, 09:22:09 PM »

It involved an '82 Honda and about 14 quarts of puke.
Was that your puke, or her puke?Huh???
Hers. I guess you could say she was a bit intoxicated. She later blamed it on drinking on an empty stomach. I guess it was believable in that many girls tend to eat light on first dates so you don't think they're going to be heffers. Anyway, the evening was going along nice and we were driving home. She leaned over and pretty much stuck her tongue down my throat, which isn't really my speed but I was thinking that this is shaping up for a good night if nothing else. Then she sat up abruptly, stuffed her face in her purse, and proceeded to fill it before finishing up on my dashboard.

I took her home and waited around while she cleaned up. I played it off like I was concerned but I really figured she friggin owes me at this point, and I was like 20 years old and had no qualms about ****ing a girl with puke breath. It wouldn't have been the first time. Sadly, or not, it wasn't meant to be, ever.
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« Reply #13 on: February 16, 2007, 09:23:18 PM »

Mine involves 2 drunk, naked bodies...about 4 curious kids, half of the Vallejo, CA Police Department, and a very expensive lawyer.  Exremely long story from my single days where I meet girl in bar, go to her house, get jiggy, unannouced, unknown kids peek through door, call 911 say I'm hurting mom, cops say I'm a freak for getting jiggy with unknown unannouced kids in house, expensive lawyer clears things up, I give up on bar hos.
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2007, 09:25:39 PM »

Mine involves 2 drunk, naked bodies...about 4 curious kids, half of the Vallejo, CA Police Department, and a very expensive lawyer.  Exremely long story from my single days where I meet girl in bar, go to her house, get jiggy, unannouced, unknown kids peek through door, call 911 say I'm hurting mom, cops say I'm a freak for getting jiggy with unknown unannouced kids in house, expensive lawyer clears things up, I give up on bar hos.
No offense, but I think everyone has had that date at least once.
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