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Some people just know how to fly
« on: March 06, 2007, 01:24:29 PM »

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Off-duty NWA worker charged with assault for in-flight incident
http://www.startribune.com/467/story/1034178.html

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An off-duty Northwest Airlines employee was arrested Monday after he allegedly touched a female passenger as she tried to sleep and ejaculated on her, according to a complaint filed in federal court in Minneapolis.
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Re: Some people just know how to fly
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2007, 01:32:06 PM »

He began touching her in a way that she described as "spooning," the complaint says. She felt her shirt move up her back followed by some additional touching, and then the man got up and walked toward the forward part of the plane. When the woman reached to adjust her shirt, the complaint says, she discovered warm fluid, which ........

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This is indeed bizarre but I found her side of the story a bit odd.

Spooning. Shirt moves up. Additional touching. Wouldn't most women do/say something at the spooning step?

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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2007, 01:34:27 PM »

He began touching her in a way that she described as "spooning," the complaint says. She felt her shirt move up her back followed by some additional touching, and then the man got up and walked toward the forward part of the plane. When the woman reached to adjust her shirt, the complaint says, she discovered warm fluid, which ........

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This is indeed bizarre but I found her side of the story a bit odd.

Spooning. Shirt moves up. Additional touching. Wouldn't most women do/say something at the spooning step?



That's what I thought.
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Re: Some people just know how to fly
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2007, 01:35:24 PM »

I'm still trying to figure this one out.

The guy sits next to her, and then spoons her, and then lifts her shirt and at some point ejaculates on her, and she doesn't do anything until she notices the afforementioned substance? Help me out here, about the time he lifted my shirt I'd be screaming and swinging?

 Huh?
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Re: Some people just know how to fly
« Reply #4 on: March 06, 2007, 01:57:50 PM »

that word, i do not think it means what you think it means
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« Reply #5 on: March 06, 2007, 01:59:14 PM »

that word, i do not think it means what you think it means
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Re: Some people just know how to fly
« Reply #6 on: March 06, 2007, 02:28:39 PM »

It dosen't sound right.!!!
Why didn't she get up, when a complete stranger spooned her and lifted her shirt.!!!!!
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Re: Some people just know how to fly
« Reply #7 on: March 06, 2007, 02:29:56 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooning

Right? Nothing in terms of the aforemetioned substance.

But it's been a long day at work so I'm probably missing something.
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Re: Some people just know how to fly
« Reply #8 on: March 06, 2007, 02:45:06 PM »

From your WIKI article Fuzz.
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it can be a **** position: see Spoons **** position.

From the original article.
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He began touching her in a way that she described as "spooning,"
He spooned her and then...

Ps. I know what spooning is.
So what word don't we know what it means Aske?
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Re: Some people just know how to fly
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2007, 02:51:32 PM »

how bizarre  Shocked
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Re: Some people just know how to fly
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2007, 03:25:16 PM »

It was her best shirt and he left her hanging.

That's when she complained.


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Re: Some people just know how to fly
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2007, 03:43:10 PM »

Looks like the PC police are trying to ruin air travel now.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2007, 05:23:45 PM »

He began touching her in a way that she described as "spooning," the complaint says. She felt her shirt move up her back followed by some additional touching, and then the man got up and walked toward the forward part of the plane. When the woman reached to adjust her shirt, the complaint says, she discovered warm fluid, which ........

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This is indeed bizarre but I found her side of the story a bit odd.

Spooning. Shirt moves up. Additional touching. Wouldn't most women do/say something at the spooning step?
Probably not ... assuming she was married.
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Re: Some people just know how to fly
« Reply #13 on: March 06, 2007, 05:35:29 PM »

What else do you expect when you sit next to NWA?

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Re: Some people just know how to fly
« Reply #14 on: March 06, 2007, 05:35:41 PM »

He began touching her in a way that she described as "spooning," the complaint says. She felt her shirt move up her back followed by some additional touching, and then the man got up and walked toward the forward part of the plane. When the woman reached to adjust her shirt, the complaint says, she discovered warm fluid, which ........

 Disgusted

This is indeed bizarre but I found her side of the story a bit odd.

Spooning. Shirt moves up. Additional touching. Wouldn't most women do/say something at the spooning step?
Probably not ... assuming she was married.

Good point.  Grin
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