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Age
« on: March 17, 2007, 02:48:24 PM » |
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My age just hit home. I've been called "old" twice this week. Still I haven't considered myself old. Even though Clive was one of the 2 that called me old, you all probably don't really consider me old. However, I had this conversation with my little brother Garrett: (We're in the the kitchen, and he is twirling around in circles while talking to me and counting to ten.) Me: Do you know what comes after 10? Garrett: No Me: 11 comes after 10. Garrett: 11 Me: Yeah.  Do you know what comes after 11? Garrett: No And so on until we get to 21. Okay, now he has repeated 21. Me: Do you know anyone that is 21? Garrett: Na-nee (his nickname for me)  Me: Yeah! As I stood there looking down at him, the difference in our age was just so evident at the moment. I felt older for a second. |
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1puttpar
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Re: Age
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2007, 03:42:06 PM » |
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I was in some discount store a few months back. When I went to pay for my purchase, the checkout girl rang me up and gave me a 10% discount. I asked about the discount, since I didn't see any signs. She told me Tuesday was Senior citizen day at their store and that was their discount for seniors.  I'm still 10 years away, I guess I look old. |
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Torpedo
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Re: Age
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2007, 05:17:07 PM » |
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Torpedo
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Re: Age
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2007, 05:17:16 PM » |
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I was in some discount store a few months back. When I went to pay for my purchase, the checkout girl rang me up and gave me a 10% discount. I asked about the discount, since I didn't see any signs. She told me Tuesday was Senior citizen day at their store and that was their discount for seniors. I'm still 10 years away, I guess I look old. Ouch. |
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BobA
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Re: Age
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2007, 05:23:37 PM » |
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I was in some discount store a few months back. When I went to pay for my purchase, the checkout girl rang me up and gave me a 10% discount. I asked about the discount, since I didn't see any signs. She told me Tuesday was Senior citizen day at their store and that was their discount for seniors. I'm still 10 years away, I guess I look old. I get that "Senior coffee, sir?" bit at McDonalds quite often. If I didn't like their coffee so much I would never go in there. Kids  |
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Re: Age
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2007, 05:25:18 PM » |
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I can only wish that I was still 21.  |
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Torpedo
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Re: Age
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2007, 05:26:14 PM » |
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I get that "Senior coffee, sir?" bit at McDonalds quite often. If I didn't like their coffee so much I would never go in there. Kids Yeah, kids these days.  |
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golfer ray
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Re: Age
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2007, 06:02:46 PM » |
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I just turned 50 in January. 21 seems like a long time ago, which it was. Everything is relative. God willing, when I reach 60, 50 will seem young (well maybe not that young.)
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Re: Age
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2007, 06:05:21 PM » |
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I can only wish that I was still 21. Seriously!, I do agree with you! stevie  |
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Jules
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Re: Age
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2007, 06:56:23 PM » |
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I feel my age when you see a young police officer (who still has pimples), and he calls you maam!!!!! I feel like patting him on the head, and saying "Yes Son"!!!!! |
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Re: Age
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2007, 07:30:56 PM » |
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I feel my age when people are 21 and they feel old. |
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Re: Age
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2007, 08:27:53 AM » |
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My 85 year-old Mom has been in the hospital for seven weeks and I have been visiting her frequently. I find that when I go to the hospital cafeteria the cashier gives me a 20 percent senior discount. She never asks me how old I am - I turn 65 on March 25 and I guess I look my age.
On the positive side, I get a large styrofoam cup of freshly-brewed Maxwell House coffee for $0.95. Whoopie!!!
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Re: Age
« Reply #12 on: March 18, 2007, 10:33:56 AM » |
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She never asks me how old I am - I turn 65 on March 25 and I guess I look my age.
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Re: Age
« Reply #13 on: March 18, 2007, 10:36:08 AM » |
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I thought I was old when I was 21 too. |
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Re: Age
« Reply #14 on: March 18, 2007, 10:38:46 AM » |
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I look at myself being 21 x2.
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