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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #60 on: March 24, 2007, 11:55:36 AM »

if:

you get the work you need to done (especially if you put in more than 40 hours a week with no overtime!!!)

you don't use it for theft

you don't download/upload  illegal material or malware

you don't waste overall bandwidth with excessive media  downloads

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who cares whether you read news, do banking/billpay    post away during lunchtime, etc




i really just don't get it
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« Reply #61 on: March 24, 2007, 12:05:48 PM »

We have 1-2 employees who spend a LOT of time on myspace, and one guy who spends a good deal of time on a local gay board.  Other than that, I'm not aware of any serious violations or the web usage getting in the way of anyone's job performance.

At work, I download nothing, I don't click on any video links (esp. youtube), I don't go to naughty sites.  Just simple, safe things like here, Amazon, Lands End, CNN -- that sort of thing.  I very much that most employees use the web as I do.

Still, it's coming down from the guy who runs this location.  It's not like it's the brainchild of some toady and we can go over his head.
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« Reply #62 on: March 24, 2007, 12:27:58 PM »

and one guy who spends a good deal of time on a local gay board. 

they shouldn't hold that against you.
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« Reply #63 on: March 24, 2007, 02:16:48 PM »

I feel your pain Clive... I've been banished from Golfhos at work for... what seems like eons.

I requested out IT guys 'unblock' it.... they did... but that lasted all of 5 minutes..

I have since come to the conclusion that out IT people/guys are halfwits and that's being really generous...

So I'm still working on a solution....argghhh

Cheers

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yeah that would work???.... kinda like activegolf.... without the geighness....

I'll throw up a mirror site this weekend.  If the firewall blocks by domain name, it should work.  I only have one IP address, though, so if it blocks by IP address, we're screwed.
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« Reply #64 on: March 24, 2007, 02:22:55 PM »

I feel your pain Clive... I've been banished from Golfhos at work for... what seems like eons.

I requested out IT guys 'unblock' it.... they did... but that lasted all of 5 minutes..

I have since come to the conclusion that out IT people/guys are halfwits and that's being really generous...

So I'm still working on a solution....argghhh

Cheers

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 Devil

yeah that would work???.... kinda like activegolf.... without the geighness....

I'll throw up a mirror site this weekend.  If the firewall blocks by domain name, it should work.  I only have one IP address, though, so if it blocks by IP address, we're screwed.
I'm having trouble figuring out why either of our sites would be blocked.  Are they blocked because of the "hos" and "dope", or is it because of content?  If you figure out a work-around for Clive,  I might be able to implement something similar.
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« Reply #65 on: March 24, 2007, 02:46:33 PM »


I'm having trouble figuring out why either of our sites would be blocked.  Are they blocked because of the "hos" and "dope", or is it because of content?  If you figure out a work-around for Clive,  I might be able to implement something similar.

I'm guessing that they just blocked everything initially except certain approved sites since fgi, golfdope, and golfhos were all blocked.
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« Reply #66 on: March 24, 2007, 03:16:46 PM »

Stegerman is crying. This is just like grade school when I got left off the kick ball team because I was sick that day. Crying


You're among the many that I didn't list because I didn't really have a good reason for choosing that particular voice.  Probably from one random post on FIGs that seemed to strike a chord in my head.

I recall you saying on FIGs that you work in a hospital, so in my head I tend to imagine your posts as delivered by John C. McGinley, as a hybrid of his Dr. Cox character on Scrubs and his Bob Slydell portrayal in Office Space.


Here are a few others that just came to mind:
Lou Reed=> Seamus McDuff
Scott Baio => Clive
Kathleen Turner => E-A-G-L-E!
Bronson Pinchot => Blader
Carl Sagan => Dunk
Elvis Presley => Fuzzmental
The Rock => JDerion
Jean Chrétien => Zoot
Alf => MP
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« Reply #67 on: March 24, 2007, 03:50:39 PM »

Dystopia => 'Twiggy'

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« Reply #68 on: March 24, 2007, 04:04:19 PM »


You're among the many that I didn't list because I didn't really have a good reason for choosing that particular voice.  Probably from one random post on FIGs that seemed to strike a chord in my head.

I recall you saying on FIGs that you work in a hospital, so in my head I tend to imagine your posts as delivered by John C. McGinley, as a hybrid of his Dr. Cox character on Scrubs and his Bob Slydell portrayal in Office Space.



Dude - you are right on the money. He is absolutely my favorite current sitcom character.
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« Reply #69 on: March 24, 2007, 05:22:52 PM »

Dystopia => 'Twiggy'

 Grin

Lol. Excellent.  Grin

I was trying to decide between Corey Haim, Ookla the Mok, Gilbert Gottfried, and Teller.
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« Reply #70 on: March 24, 2007, 06:14:42 PM »

I'm having trouble figuring out why either of our sites would be blocked.  Are they blocked because of the "hos" and "dope", or is it because of content?  If you figure out a work-around for Clive,  I might be able to implement something similar.
It's possible, of course, but hard to believe that relatively new and little golfhos and golfdope have already made the list of the service our firewall subscribes to.  For that reason, I tend to think IT reviewed server logs and added them ad hoc.

The profile for other categories is that the more established sites or those with obvious content in the domain name are blocked, whereas more obscure sites are accessible.  Myostrich, for example, loads, while Golfsmith, Golfworks, TGW and *8==>*'s do not.  (Well, *8==>*'s might be blocked because of its name, too.  Shocked)
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« Reply #71 on: March 25, 2007, 12:55:09 AM »

I feel your pain Clive... I've been banished from Golfhos at work for... what seems like eons.

I requested out IT guys 'unblock' it.... they did... but that lasted all of 5 minutes..

I have since come to the conclusion that out IT people/guys are halfwits and that's being really generous...

So I'm still working on a solution....argghhh

Cheers

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 Devil

yeah that would work???.... kinda like activegolf.... without the geighness....

I just threw up a quick mirror site at http://dystopia.com/

Let me know how it appears at work.  If things go well, I'll work out the kinks and then get the chat working, too.
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #72 on: March 26, 2007, 05:56:28 PM »

Well, I for one am glad Clive's gone. He wasn't contributing anything here so it's about time he shut up and went away.
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Re: Bannination!
« Reply #73 on: March 26, 2007, 06:36:37 PM »

But you'll still have to deal with that insufferable prick, ButBackstageThingsWereFal.


Dystopia, the faux site loads just fine.  But I'm loath to log in, as I'm pretty sure work is monitoring web usage and they'd just block it and possibly smack me around a little.
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« Reply #74 on: March 26, 2007, 06:41:30 PM »

But you'll still have to deal with that insufferable prick, ButBackstageThingsWereFal.


Dystopia, the faux site loads just fine.  But I'm loath to log in, as I'm pretty sure work is monitoring web usage and they'd just block it and possibly smack me around a little.

Yeah, I saw you had said something about not trying to push things at work.  That's cool, it makes sense.  The faux version was mainly for twoiron to see if a mirror site on a different domain would work. (or others if they eventually get blocked in the future.)
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