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LOL @ myself...
« on: April 07, 2007, 05:40:21 PM »

How 'White Trash' is this:

I'm sitting on my couch in an old work shirt (has my name on it, even) with the sleeves torn off, drinking a Miller (ORIGINAL Miller, TYVM) and I have a partially disassembled Rochester Dualjet on the coffee table, and a variety of small hand tools, as well as the rebuild kit...

I wonder if there's a Dukes Of Hazzard rerun, or I could pop in a tape of an old World Of Outlaws show (I have several hours worth), LMAO...
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Re: LOL @ myself...
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2007, 05:49:22 PM »

If your can is on a coaster, I see no problem.

[Edit] A 6 month old copy of Road and Track qualifies as a coaster.
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2007, 06:01:55 PM »

Your Name is Earl.
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2007, 06:06:59 PM »

If your can is on a coaster, I see no problem.

[Edit] A 6 month old copy of Road and Track qualifies as a coaster.

I don't subscribe to any of those rags. I'm actually using a Jeggs catalog.... Grin
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2007, 06:32:49 PM »

This thread has gone completely over my head (sense-wise).  Are you guys gonna make me google it?
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2007, 06:39:33 PM »

I'm rebuilding a carburetor on my coffee table, and I'm wearing a shirt that looks like this:



Only it's light blue, not any kind of clean, and has 'Jim' on it.

It also has the sleeves torn off, and yeah I have the vintage ink to make that look work...
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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2007, 06:46:51 PM »

Carburetor on the coffee table?  *scratching head*  Wouldn't the kitchen table give you more room to work?
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2007, 06:52:12 PM »

 
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Wouldn't the kitchen table give you more room to work?

Where would I put the cylinder heads, valves and rocker arms then, Ms. Smartypants? Huh? Huh?
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2007, 06:52:58 PM »

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Wouldn't the kitchen table give you more room to work?

Where would I put the cylinder heads, valves and rocker arms then, Ms. Smartypants? Huh? Huh?

The coffee table. Cheesy  And you could move the coffee table close to the kitchen table (if the layout of your house allows for that) so they'll be within reach when you need them. Grin
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Re: LOL @ myself...
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2007, 06:55:10 PM »

And you don't want to tub an Olds Omega.

Sheesh. Shocked
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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2007, 06:55:35 PM »

Women just don't understand how to do these things.... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2007, 06:58:14 PM »

Women just don't understand how to do these things.... Roll Eyes

I guess not. *sigh*  Next time my dad needs help, I'll tell him women don't understand these things so I can't help.
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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2007, 10:13:15 PM »

Have you still got your christmas decorations up, on the outside of your house!!!
Have you ever recognized a friend on the Jerry Springer show!!!! Grin Grin
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2007, 12:27:33 AM »

Just to complete the picture, you should be smoking Marlboros.
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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2007, 12:42:41 AM »

Only smoke when I'm awake, but the brand du jour is Pall Mall filter.

If I was REALLY doing the 'White Trash' thing it would be either Top roll yer owns, or GPC menthol...

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Have you still got your christmas decorations up, on the outside of your house!!!

You mean the 'Easter Festival Lights', yeah?
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