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What They Don't Want You to Know!!

 
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What They Don't Want You to Know!!
« on: July 30, 2007, 09:21:00 PM »

In order to understand the conspiracy of the internet mind control of golfers, you need to realize that everything is controlled by a secret cabal of Golfhos members made up of Dystopia and his henchmen Aske and Fuzzy, with help from a bunch of lefty libs who hate 'merka.

The conspiracy first started during the Great FGI Schism in 2006. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Tiger Woods' ascension to #1 in the world rankings, and even Stroh being named an FGI moderator.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified when they take off their hats on the 18th green.

They want to flog OEM apologists and imprison resisters in Utah, or on an orbiting space prison using the Space Shuttle.

In order to prepare for this, we all must click our heels together and say "there's no club like Nike". But since the media is controlled by Clive and his propaganda ministers Uisce Beatha and Spacey, we should get our information from E-A-G-L-E and Torpedo only!! Shocked

Of course now that I've told you this, I'll have to kill you!!!


Create your own left wing conspiracy theory here:

http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html
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Re: What They Don't Want You to Know!!
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2007, 09:51:23 PM »

LOL!  That's hilarious! Grin


we should get our information from E-A-G-L-E and Torpedo only!! Shocked


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Re: What They Don't Want You to Know!!
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2007, 07:42:11 AM »

The tradition begins anew.   Thumbs Up
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Re: What They Don't Want You to Know!!
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2007, 07:45:36 AM »

In order to understand demonic possession you need to realize that everything is controlled by the Supreme Court made up of Serbian Muslims with help from some fascists.

The conspiracy first started during The Crusades in Jerusalem. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the bombardment of Fort Sumter.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by booger picking.

They want to remove 8 of 10 toes from Christians and imprison resisters in Harlem using telekinesis.

In order to prepare for this, we all must file a lawsuit. Since the media is controlled by Barack Obama we should get our only reliable information from *8==>* Xchainee.
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2007, 08:11:01 PM »

Phew.... glad I didn't rate a mention.... Shocked
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Re: What They Don't Want You to Know!!
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2007, 08:38:57 PM »

Haha!  So funny, Dunk!  I love it. Cheesy
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