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So what did you do for lunch??
« on: January 03, 2008, 03:24:52 PM » |
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Many Italians are more interested in **** at lunchtime than food, according to a survey by the psychology magazine Riza Psicosomatia. The lunch break accounts for one in three acts of adultery, a poll of 1000 Italians aged 20-60, has found. The rest went out for a pizza or a salad.
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"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2008, 03:31:35 PM » |
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stroh
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2008, 03:52:09 PM » |
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Anything in the study about a cheeseburger and buying new shoes?
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2008, 06:03:51 PM » |
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Chicken sandwich and baked potato(e). I didn't have relations with either.
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2008, 06:19:25 PM » |
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Taco Bell with my wife. I did look down her shirt.
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2008, 06:25:03 PM » |
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Egg salad sandwich, chicken noodle soup and applesauce.
At my desk so it would've been disruptive to the office to add **** into the mix.
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stroh
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2008, 06:54:20 PM » |
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Taco Bell with my wife. I did look down her shirt.
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2008, 07:11:38 PM » |
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Pei Wei with a coworker. He wanted to fornicate. I said no.
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twoiron
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2008, 07:18:40 PM » |
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Pei Wei with a coworker. He wanted to fornicate. I said no.
I hope that's not an alternate spelling of Pee Wee cos they raises a whole other lot of questions... |
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"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
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stroh
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2008, 07:19:23 PM » |
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Pei Wei with a coworker. He wanted to fornicate. I said no.
Prude. Pee Wee? WTF? |
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twoiron
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2008, 07:25:36 PM » |
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Pei Wei with a coworker. He wanted to fornicate. I said no.
Prude. Pee Wee? WTF? ... as in Herman |
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"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
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PaunchyBald
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2008, 08:21:53 PM » |
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Chicken sandwich and baked potato(e). I didn't have relations with either.
So says you! Witnesses would say otherwise. Although your witness protection programme will once again protect you! |
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I don't play golf anymore. Well, maybe I do sort of. I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2008, 08:36:48 PM » |
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Alright, I'll admit it:
The baked potato? First, I gently slid off its foil clothes. Then I put some butter on it and slowly worked it in. Then I brought my lips close. It was so hot. I had to have it, right then and there. I didn't care who saw us.
I sporked that baked potato. Then I turned it around and sporked it again. And I enjoyed it.
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stroh
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2008, 08:39:10 PM » |
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I was actually less offended by this post than your previous lunch date with a co-worker and the weinermoblie. With pictures.
Go figure.
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PaunchyBald
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Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2008, 08:39:58 PM » |
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Alright, I'll admit it:
The baked potato? First, I gently slid off its foil clothes. Then I put some butter on it and slowly worked it in. Then I brought my lips close. It was so hot. I had to have it, right then and there. I didn't care who saw us.
I sporked that baked potato. Then I turned it around and sporked it again. And I enjoyed it.
Oh.....dammit.....you're so descriptive........ excuse me while I enjoy myself........ |
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Soon to be your local trash man.
I don't play golf anymore. Well, maybe I do sort of. I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
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