GolfHos
 
*
November 17, 2019, 01:22:25 AM
Username: Password: Duration:

So what did you do for lunch??

 
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: So what did you do for lunch??  (Read 2586 times)
0 Members and 1 Lurker/Spider are viewing this topic.
twoiron
Full Metal Jacket
From: The Drawing Room

Karma: 41
Posts: 4571
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
So what did you do for lunch??
« on: January 03, 2008, 03:24:52 PM »

Many Italians are more interested in **** at lunchtime than food, according to a survey by the psychology magazine Riza Psicosomatia. The lunch break accounts for one in three acts of adultery, a poll of 1000 Italians aged 20-60, has found. The rest went out for a pizza or a salad.

Logged Return to Top

"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
birdymaker
Straitjacket
From: a third world country in the making

Karma: 18
Posts: 2923
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2008, 03:31:35 PM »

pizza  Sad
Logged Return to Top

women are like tornados. In the beginning there's a lot of sucking and blowing. In the end, the car's gone, the house is gone..
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie
From: Impact Crater Springs, CA

Karma: 155
Posts: 16135
Offline Offline

We're doomed!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2008, 03:52:09 PM »

Anything in the study about a cheeseburger and buying new shoes?
Logged Return to Top
Clive
Full Metal Jacket

Karma: 77
Posts: 4358
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2008, 06:03:51 PM »

Chicken sandwich and baked potato(e).  I didn't have relations with either.
Logged Return to Top
Spanky
Full Metal Jacket

Karma: 48
Posts: 4841
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2008, 06:19:25 PM »

Taco Bell with my wife. I did look down her shirt.
Logged Return to Top
Fuzzy
Full Metal Jacket
From: Island of Misfit Toys

Karma: 61
Posts: 4836
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2008, 06:25:03 PM »

Egg salad sandwich, chicken noodle soup and applesauce.

At my desk so it would've been disruptive to the office to add **** into the mix.
Logged Return to Top

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose."
From Oh the Places You'll Go, by Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel)
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie
From: Impact Crater Springs, CA

Karma: 155
Posts: 16135
Offline Offline

We're doomed!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2008, 06:54:20 PM »

Taco Bell with my wife. I did look down her shirt.

 Thumbs Up
Logged Return to Top
spacey
Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
From: Group W Bench

Karma: 98
Posts: 7720
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2008, 07:11:38 PM »

Pei Wei with a coworker. He wanted to fornicate. I said no.
Logged Return to Top
twoiron
Full Metal Jacket
From: The Drawing Room

Karma: 41
Posts: 4571
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2008, 07:18:40 PM »

Pei Wei with a coworker. He wanted to fornicate. I said no.

I hope that's not an alternate spelling of Pee Wee cos they raises a whole other lot of questions...
Logged Return to Top

"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie
From: Impact Crater Springs, CA

Karma: 155
Posts: 16135
Offline Offline

We're doomed!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2008, 07:19:23 PM »

Pei Wei with a coworker. He wanted to fornicate. I said no.

Prude.


Pee Wee?  WTF? 
Logged Return to Top
twoiron
Full Metal Jacket
From: The Drawing Room

Karma: 41
Posts: 4571
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2008, 07:25:36 PM »

Pei Wei with a coworker. He wanted to fornicate. I said no.

Prude.


Pee Wee?  WTF? 

... as in Herman
Logged Return to Top

"Nothing says sorry like a warm plate of bacon... or so I'm told"
PaunchyBald
Vest & Plus Fours
From: SW Ohio

Karma: 14
Posts: 673
Offline Offline

this place is hell on avatars......

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2008, 08:21:53 PM »

Chicken sandwich and baked potato(e).  I didn't have relations with either.

So says you!  Witnesses would say otherwise.  Although your witness protection programme will once again protect you!
Logged Return to Top

Soon to be your local trash man.


I don't play golf anymore.   Well, maybe I do sort of.  I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
Clive
Full Metal Jacket

Karma: 77
Posts: 4358
Offline Offline


View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #12 on: January 03, 2008, 08:36:48 PM »

Alright, I'll admit it:

The baked potato?  First, I gently slid off its foil clothes.  Then I put some butter on it and slowly worked it in.  Then I brought my lips close.  It was so hot.  I had to have it, right then and there.  I didn't care who saw us.

I sporked that baked potato.  Then I turned it around and sporked it again.  And I enjoyed it.
Logged Return to Top
stroh
Sleeveless Hoodie
From: Impact Crater Springs, CA

Karma: 155
Posts: 16135
Offline Offline

We're doomed!

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #13 on: January 03, 2008, 08:39:10 PM »

I was actually less offended by this post than your previous lunch date with a co-worker and the weinermoblie.  With pictures.

Go figure.
Logged Return to Top
PaunchyBald
Vest & Plus Fours
From: SW Ohio

Karma: 14
Posts: 673
Offline Offline

this place is hell on avatars......

View ProfileIgnore this user
Re: So what did you do for lunch??
« Reply #14 on: January 03, 2008, 08:39:58 PM »

Alright, I'll admit it:

The baked potato?  First, I gently slid off its foil clothes.  Then I put some butter on it and slowly worked it in.  Then I brought my lips close.  It was so hot.  I had to have it, right then and there.  I didn't care who saw us.

I sporked that baked potato.  Then I turned it around and sporked it again.  And I enjoyed it.

Oh.....dammit.....you're so descriptive........



excuse me while I enjoy myself........
Logged Return to Top

Soon to be your local trash man.


I don't play golf anymore.   Well, maybe I do sort of.  I quit keeping score, started drinkning beer and I started playing better.
Pages: [1] 2   Return to Top
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Related Posts
if/when you eat in for lunch @ work (not at sit-down restaurant..)
Spacey!!  Why would you eat someone else's lunch when your wife takes
by E-A-G-L-E!

Lunch
Real lunch turned out to be a carnitas burrito.
by dystopia

Lunch
Since there has been several mentions of lunch today, I'm wondering what y&
by E-A-G-L-E!

Whats for lunch?
Lunch? I just barely had breakfast. (Leftover pizza.  ;D)
by spacey

 


 
  Powered by SMF | SMF © 2001-2009, Lewis Media

Dilber MC Theme by HarzeM