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Move Over Sea World.
« on: May 27, 2008, 09:27:41 AM »

Florida theme park realizes Ned and Maude Flanderisseses dream of Praiseland!  Grin



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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2008, 01:07:12 PM »

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Amid cell phones ringing, video cams rolling and ice cream melting under the Florida sun, a blood-spattered Jesus stumbles through the crowd on his way to Golgotha, where nasty Roman soldiers strip him, nail him to the cross and crucify him—while perspiring tourists look on in Bermuda shorts. After the resurrection sequence, visitors applaud and line up for a photo op, not with Mickey or Minnie, but a disciple or bloody-handed yet friendly centurion. Welcome to Orlando's most unusual theme park, the Holy Land Experience.

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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2008, 01:51:50 PM »

You Americans are just plain weird. Shocked Shocked
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2008, 01:53:57 PM »

Ah..............everyone except you Stroh, Clive, Spanky, Dys, Darla, Spacey(no he is a a bit wierd Grin).................... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2008, 02:16:48 PM »

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Amid cell phones ringing, video cams rolling and ice cream melting under the Florida sun, a blood-spattered Jesus stumbles through the crowd on his way to Golgotha, where nasty Roman soldiers strip him, nail him to the cross and crucify him—while perspiring tourists look on in Bermuda shorts. After the resurrection sequence, visitors applaud and line up for a photo op, not with Mickey or Minnie, but a disciple or bloody-handed yet friendly centurion. Welcome to Orlando's most unusual theme park, the Holy Land Experience.

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What is the entry fee for kids under 6?
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Re: Move Over Sea World.
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2008, 02:17:36 PM »

You Americans are just plain weird. Shocked Shocked

That's a bit rich coming from someone who lives in a state where for many years the major tourist attraction was the "Big Pineapple"

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« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2008, 02:27:01 PM »

You Americans are just plain weird. Shocked Shocked


Given the evidence presented, I have no argument in response.  Embarrassed

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« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2008, 03:16:38 PM »



I see you've been to see it....
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2008, 03:32:53 PM »

You Americans are just plain weird. Shocked Shocked

That's a bit rich coming from someone who lives in a state where for many years the major tourist attraction was the "Big Pineapple"

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Laugh at our Pineapple all you want, just remember one thing Mr Twoiron..............Your freezing cold at the moment, and I am nice and warm in beautiful sunny warm tropical North Queensland. Tongue Tongue Grin Grin Grin Grin

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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2008, 06:15:24 PM »

I'm pretty sure we will not be going there when we go to FL in August.
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2008, 06:18:38 PM »

Ah..............everyone except you Stroh, Clive, Spanky, Dys, Darla, Spacey(no he is a a bit wierd Grin).................... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
And to think at one point you didn't like me.
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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2008, 06:30:20 PM »

Ah..............everyone except you Stroh, Clive, Spanky, Dys, Darla, Spacey(no he is a a bit wierd Grin).................... Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
And to think at one point you didn't like me.

You have only been redeemed because of me!!! Grin Tongue
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